Jan. 21, 2017 by W.B., Riverside, California
I don’t know if you heard of this guy who was nearly elected president, but he almost fucked things up for me and my girlfriend.
Jan. 14, 2017 by Todd H., Wilmington, Delaware
I am a sales manager at a small tech firm. No, it’s not a start-up; no, I don’t work in a creative space; and no, we don&rsq
Jan. 07, 2017 by Robbie K., Los Angeles, CA
When my office offered me a transfer to L.A., I took the chance right away.
I had broken up with my girlfriend a few months earlier a
Dec. 31, 2016 by Jimmy O., Branson, MO
My girlfriend Krystal and I were relaxing at home one weekend last month, ordering in some food and watching Netflix.
Around noon, we
Dec. 24, 2016 by S.K., Bangor, ME
America is so big that only a few hours out of your own city you can feel like a tourist in a different country altogether.
Dec. 17, 2016 by Eric B. Redmond, WA
I didn’t go to dinner at my girlfriend’s house just to fuck her mom, but I certainly didn’t go to watch football.
Dec. 10, 2016 by Martin K, Caldwell, NJ
I’m not one of those guys who considers himself to be a sexual dynamo.
The mere fact that I use the term “sexual dynamo&r
Dec. 03, 2016 by D.D.—Kirkland, WA
Last fall I worked my ass off at a Christmas tree farm in Washington state.
From sunup to sundown, I chopped and wrapped trees until
Nov. 26, 2016 by D.L., Dublin, OH
It was Thanksgiving break and I pulled into the station after a seven-hour bus ride home.
I got picked up at the station by my mom, w
Nov. 19, 2016 by Dylan, New York City
No one has ever called me a pretty boy, but I’m no slouch in the pussy department.
I’m an aspiring MMA fighter (my ears a
Nov. 12, 2016 by Denny B. Tuscaloosa, AL
Like most people, my freshman year in college was a blend of wonderful, awkward, and horrifying.
I was experiencing a transition, she
Nov. 05, 2016 by B. Pertman, Council Bluffs, IA
My younger brother got married a few months ago.
I was his best man, so his bride (my future sister-in-law) had given me very specifi
Oct. 29, 2016 by Working Actor, Hollywood, CA
It was a warm Friday night in the Hamptons, and my buddies bailed on me half an hour before we were supposed to meet.
So, I figured, fu
Oct. 22, 2016 by M.F., Albuquerque, NM
I’m a physicist at a university lab in New Mexico, and the back porches of some of the students here are like hemispheric works of
Oct. 15, 2016 by Deon T., Kansas City, MO
LAST summer, I took my family on a road trip across the country. We did a loop around 18 states and stopped at many cool, unknown places
Oct. 08, 2016 by Jeremy G. College Park, MD
The Best of the Worst from Penthouse Letters
I went to Cancún for spring break during my senior year of college. I was paranoid abou
Oct. 01, 2016 by Little Sister, Phoenix, AZ
I fucking hate Halloween.
It’s amateur night for people too ashamed to dress sexy any other time of the year. Sexy nurse. Sexy
Sep. 24, 2016 by Stephen K., Los Angeles, CA
I work in the marketing department for a Los Angeles-based streetwear clothing brand.
What’s cool is that the company is always
Sep. 21, 2016
Charlotte has been waiting for this moment her entire life.
Downstairs the guests are gathering, but here in the bridal suite she&rs
Sep. 17, 2016 by Ray L. Seattle, WA
I didn’t realize until recently that going to a wedding without a date could be AWESOME.
I love weddings. I love wedding food.
Sep. 10, 2016 by By A.K., San Jose, CA
I just returned from a business trip to Los Angeles that I’ll never forget.
I’m a software developer and I work for a st