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02. 19, 2017 by Dave Carnie
02. 18, 2017 by Dan Dunn
It was a Sunday, I think, circa 1995. Late night.
I’d just returned home from a 72-hour burn in Las Vegas, that shiny city in t
02. 11, 2017 by Joe C. Taylor, MI
Kristen and I have known each other since we were in high school.
I never really looked at her in a sexual way when we were younger,
02. 08, 2017 by Penthouse
Scarlett Johansson’s latest role as Major Motoko Kusanagi, a cyborg-human special-ops officer in the upcoming live-action remake of th
02. 05, 2017 by Tobias Handke
Booze, Drugs, and Smackdowns.
One of professional wrestling’s greatest behind-the-scenes stories is the infamous “plane r
02. 05, 2017 by Raphie Aronowitz
I am not a fan of gimmicks.
To me, gimmicks are a clever way of distracting the consumer from the fact that your product is lame and, w
02. 04, 2017 by J.B.F., Snowmass, Colorado
I have been reading this magazine since long before I probably should have.
I always like tales of one-night stands, gang bangs, and se
01. 29, 2017 by Chris Nieratko
We accept the charges for comedian Ari Shaffir.
America nearly elected a mindless buffoon as its 45th president last month, simply be
01. 28, 2017 by Jason T., Chicago, Illinois
I am a lucky man. I don’t know many guys who still think that way after ten years of marriage, but I do.
My wife is sexier now
01. 25, 2017 by Leah McSweeney
Girls who aren’t being slutty are missing out.
Divided We Fail
My wife is way more of a disciplinarian with our kids than I am.
01. 22, 2017 by Steve Faber
The above title might not be a bad oath if Donald Trump is elected president, no?
However, at this writing, post-release of Access Ho
01. 21, 2017 by W.B., Riverside, California
I don’t know if you heard of this guy who was nearly elected president, but he almost fucked things up for me and my girlfriend.
01. 15, 2017 by Alan M. Dershowitz
How Things Have Changed When It Comes to Obscenity.
In 1969, I argued a case in the U.S. Supreme Court involving the banning of the 1
01. 14, 2017 by Todd H., Wilmington, Delaware
I am a sales manager at a small tech firm. No, it’s not a start-up; no, I don’t work in a creative space; and no, we don&rsq
01. 11, 2017 by Matt Gallagher
Part of the gig of a veteran-writer is talking to ROTC cadets and at the military academies about war and leadership.
01. 08, 2017
There are few Hollywood leading men who command the same level of respect as Ewan McGregor.
He may have played a pretty convincing ju
01. 07, 2017 by Robbie K., Los Angeles, CA
When my office offered me a transfer to L.A., I took the chance right away.
I had broken up with my girlfriend a few months earlier a
01. 04, 2017 by Tommy Brando
I arrived in Aspen after being hired by two beautiful trophy girlfriends of an oil tycoon.
I thought it was going to be a normal wee
01. 01, 2017
Frank Sinatra famously said he felt bad for people who didn’t drink because they woke up feeling as good as they were going to fe