Fun Fact: Her favorite chip flavor is ketchup
Pet of the Month March 2017
Hometown: Brandon, Manitoba, Canada
Why did you shave your head?
It was time. I’ve seen a few women with this haircut and I love the way it looks. I love the bravery–just cut it all off and don’t give a shit about what other people think.
So is it true what they say about girls with short hair?
I don’t know. What do they say about girls with short hair?
They have a fuck it attitude. That you should always zero in on the girl with short hair at a bar because the odds of her going home with you are way better. Something about bucking conventional rules of beauty and expectation.
Hmmm. I don’t want to say that’s mostly true…but that’s mostly true. Yes to the fuck it attitude, but I would also caution against walking up to a girl in a bar and expecting something just because she has short hair.
Point taken. What’s with you, bathtubs, and wine?
[Laughs] In a bathtub, you feel like you’re in the womb again. It’s my little peace zone. I just discovered wine. It makes my insides warm and happy. The combination of being drunk inside a womb is like the best thing ever. I’m a little obsessed.
Obsessed with wombs?
Obsessed with childbirth. I don’t know. It gets worse every year. Getting a dog helps. I just want to buy land, build my earthship with my soul human, and start making babies.
What the fuck is an earthship?
It’s a home that is completely self-sustainable and off the grid. Usually built on a south-facing slope. Big windows, solar panels, reclaimed materials. I think it’s ridiculous to have to leave your house just to work to pay for your house. I can’t live like that.
Speaking of work, how did you find porn?
I was modeling and booking random gigs that did not pay very well. I was living in a van. I found a porn gig on Craigslist. Exploited College Girls. I thought it was fun and easy. I can’t believe I didn’t start earlier.
What! You were in Exploited College Girls and you weren’t in college? I’m crushed.
Well, I was college age.
It’s not the same, Riley, it’s not the same.