Polish it up with a fancy name like the Mobro 4000, and you still have a heaping pile of rotting trash. Names will not solve the problem.
Tech ‘N’ Roll
Goodbye, Harry Dean
Field Reversals
The One-way Street of College Drinking and Sex
Sit Out The Vote
Boozers Of (Some) Renown
Lush Life
Extra Life
Our Forever War
Giannis Antetokounmpo Hits His Head on Heaven
Legend of the Heels
Hot Mosaic