Power Couple: Adam22 and Lena The Plug

We Should All be This Dull

Adam22 - pic 1“I think people would be surprised to find out what a humble, normal, real relationship we have,” says Adam Grandmaison.  

“Yeah,” agrees his partner, Lena Nersesian. “If someone pointed a camera on us and watched our lives, they’d be like, ‘These people are so fucking boring.’”

The thing is, Grandmaison and Nersesian really do have cameras pointed at them much of the time, and the people watching the footage don’t seem inclined to wander away. In just three years, under the nom de web Lena The Plug, Nersesian has cultivated a seven-digit following across a host of platforms, including Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, YouTube, and PornHub. Much of her content is explicit—she was 2018’s PornHub Celebrity of the Year, and Fleshlight unveiled a Lena The Plug model earlier this year. But on her more mainstream channels she also posts plenty of conventional lifestyle-vlogger material: updates on her personal life, tours of her new house, and cheerful videos of herself and Grandmaison on vacation.

Meanwhile, Grandmaison, known online as Adam22, presides over an ever-growing array of business enterprises. A BMX rider himself, he started out in 2006 running a successful BMX website called The Come Up. Three years later, he opened his clothing line and retail outlet OnSomeShit, and then, in 2015, launched his podcast, “No Jumper,” a loosely formatted interview show that showcases Grandmaison’s ear for new and breaking underground rap talent, and his knack for drawing those same artists into candid and unguarded conversations. (He did important early interviews with the likes of XXXTentacion and Lil Pump.) These days, “No Jumper” is one of the key publicity stops for any aspiring SoundCloud rapper—the bigger your personality, the better.

Grandmaison is currently toying around with writing a book, having been inspired by Howard Stern’s latest memoir, Howard Stern Comes Again. The comparison seems apt—like Stern, Grandmaison is a bad boy with a talent for talking, a fascination with the porn world, and not-so-secret entrepreneurial ambitions. By that token, Nersesian is, with her sunny personality and a sexual forthrightness that belies her conservative upbringing, the girl-next-door whose presence brings out Grandmaison’s sweeter side. 

“Our fans are fascinated by our dynamic,” Grandmaison says. “I seem to be such a rough, blunt, aggressive person and she seems so sweet, that it’s hard to imagine how that dynamic plays out. In reality, it works out great.”

I spoke to Grandmaison and Nersesian over the phone from their home in Los Angeles to learn more. It may not have been the wildest threesome they’ve ever participated in, but they were characteristically open with me.

They say that one reason actors tend to date other actors is that they’re the only ones who understand their lifestyle. Is that also true of people in the socia media world?

Adam: Definitely. I’ve seen the transition in how people act around us as we’ve gone from being regular people to being more well-known. For instance, we have some movers who’ve known us for a while, and they keep moving us from house to house, and the houses keep getting bigger. Every time we see those guys, they go, “Whoa! This is insane! This has been happening really fucking fast.” For me, I keep forgetting that shit has changed a lot for us.

Lena: There is so much maintenance that goes into our presence. In most companies, the person running it will have someone they can hand things off to. But if the whole business is your personality, that’s not possible. I can’t tell my assistant to log into my Twitter and go be me, you know? It becomes a little draining—did you update your Snapchat today? Did you update your Twitter? Your personality has to be out there constantly, and it has to be consistent for you to continue doing what you do. 

Adam: And in Lena’s case, she’s constantly choosing between doing adult content that she’s going to make more money from, or doing the YouTube content that might appeal more to her female fans, but which is much harder to monetize.

What would be the ideal ratio between those two streams for you?

Lena: Honestly, the adult stuff is probably 90 percent of my output—and that probably represents 99.9 percent of my income.

So as much as I might like it to break down fifty-fifty, I can’t just take a break from doing adult content for a whole month and act like it’s going to be okay.

What were you two like in high school? Would a guidance counselor have figured you were entrepreneurs in the making?

Adam: I think my parents and teachers were probably disappointed in me, because they could tell I was smart, but I just had a total inability to funnel that into anything positive. I wore all black and rode my BMX bike to school every day. I never went to the prom, I never went to any dances, I didn’t socialize all that much. The only stuff I was into was rap music, hardcore music, and riding my bike. That was it.

Lena: If Adam’s report card said, “Doesn’t play well with others and refuses to follow the rules,” mine was the complete opposite. I loved going to school—for me, it was an escape from being at home. I joined all sorts of activities. I think people sometimes assume I was a bad kid with a bad upbringing and that’s how I ended up where I am now. But I see it the opposite way. I don’t think you can be successful at what I’m doing if you’re not smart about it.

If you found yourself in a room with a bunch of “straight” businessmen, do you think underneath it all you’d actually have a lot in common with them? In the end, isn’t it all just business?

Lena: Not entirely. I think a lot of business talk is oriented around how groups work together, or how to get the most out of your employees. I actually went to a Tony Robbins seminar once, but it didn’t really apply to me—I think I was the only person in the room without a large staff and whose business was basically, you know, myself. 

You can also get away with behavior that the CEO of a Fortune 500 company probably couldn’t—smoking weed, talking about three-ways. But at the same time, does that limit you in terms of the opportunities you can pursue with more mainstream companies? Or do those kinds of partnerships not interest you?

Adam: I guess we’re operating on the more illicit side of things. But at the same time, it’s really a goal of ours to work with brands in a good way, and maybe persuade, say, a more mainstream fashion brand that there’s no reason they can’t partner with an influencer who’s also a sex worker, or advertise on a podcast where everyone is smoking blunts the whole time.

Lena: I think the reality is, we will mostly get brands that are in that space. We are not going to be getting Target anytime soon. But that’s great, because we won’t have to change who we are just because some brand is advertising with us.

There’s an interview you did in 2017, Adam, where you said if you ever faced a PR crisis, you thought you could survive it because of the relationship you’ve built with your fans. Not long after, in March 2018, a pair of women accused you of sexual assault. You denied the allegations—but were you right? Did your brand take more of a hit than you thought it might?

Adam: That stuff really did threaten to hinder my brand. But at the same time, the fact that I’ve been so open and honest, and Lena and I have such an open, extremely public relationship, that allowed this story to not be so big. When Kevin Spacey faced accusations, I don’t think any of us really felt like we knew Kevin Spacey. But if someone says something about me, they’re more willing to give me the benefit of the doubt in a way that someone with a less direct connection with their fans might not.

When you talk with others who make their living from social media, what are the things that make you all nervous?

Adam: Back in 2017, the YouTube “Adpocalypse” really alarmed a lot of us. [See “YouTube on a Tightrope,” on page 36.] I think at that time, I was making $50,000 a month on YouTube, and then overnight I saw that turn into $5,000 a month. That was a huge, eye-opening experience. You can’t get too comfortable—you need to pursue every moneymaking opportunity you can, whether it’s brand deals, ads during the podcast, livestreaming my fans’ music for donations, merchandising. 

Lena: Your job can be taken from you on any platform at any time. It’s up to them. I can make the same YouTube video that a beauty blogger would make and get no ads on it, simply because of who I am, not the content I put out. 

Adam: Lena’s Instagram has been deleted for months at a time for no reason. It feels like there’s nothing you can do to make social media platforms actually give a shit about hot girls. If this were an issue about a certain religious group getting their Instagrams deleted, it would be front-page news. But no one is inclined to feel sympathetic about hot girls. 

Lena: Twitter is actually the only online platform where sex workers are really safe. They don’t take down nudity. It’s definitely the most friendly platform for me.

Adam, if you had to restrict yourself to just one platform, what would it be?

Adam: I’m a YouTube guy. I love long-form content. Of course, when we do a long podcast with five minutes in the middle about white supremacist violence, even though we are obviously against it, that entire podcast will get age-restricted and demonetized. If you’re someone like [Philip] DeFranco, who’s talking about real news, he gets demonetized practically every day. Whereas if you’re a makeup blogger or doing cooking videos, you don’t have to deal with that. Nothing against makeup bloggers, but YouTube is kind of incentivizing people to make frivolous content. It sucks to see serious independent content from across the spectrum being treated so poorly. [Laughs.] Yeah, YouTube sucks.

Paul James is a playwright, editor, broadcaster, and a film and pop-culture commentator for such outlets as CBC Radio and Salon. He is the cohost of the podcast “Trash, Art & the Movies.” Follow him on Twitter: @myelbow

Photography by James Douglas

Pleasure and Pain: A History of Sexual Punishment

Delightfully perverse kinksters have been indulging in acts of erotic punishment for thousands of years, getting a unique thrill from giving and receiving pleasure and pain.

Just as in the present day, there were those in antiquity who craved the kiss of a whip in the bedroom and actively sought to fulfill their masochistic desires.

One of the earliest known European works of visual art to depict punishment in a sexual context is a fresco unearthed in Italy that dates back to around 490 B.C. Discovered in 1960, the wall painting in the Tomb of the Whipping is badly damaged but shows a debauched three-way involving a woman being spanked and flogged by her two male lovers.

And the Kama Sutra, an ancient Indian text on sexuality, contains advice on hitting, biting, and pinching to enhance a lover’s pleasure.

History of Sexual Punishment in PictureBut that’s only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to historical depictions and descriptions of erotic punishment.

Prominent eighteenth-century philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau, in his autobiography Confessions, minced no words when it came to his love of power games in the boudoir: “To fall at the feet of an imperious mistress, obey her mandates, or implore pardon, were for me the most exquisite enjoyments.”

During the same era, John Cleland sparked a firestorm with the release of Fanny Hill: or, the Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure — one of the first English-language pornographic novels — which described a prostitute birching a client before being punished herself in return.

A century later, Victorian Britain was a study in contrasts. Though society was bound by a rigid sense of morality, interest in sex flourished among the population like never before.

An explosion of erotic literature, artwork, and photography occurred, with an almost obsessive focus on what was considered perverse — including spanking, birching, and flogging. The floodgates had been opened, and thousands of images of punishment scenes were circulated in books and magazines. The notorious publication The Pearl, purveyor of pornographic tales, poems, and more, made a kinky name for itself before British authorities closed it down in 1880, accusing it of obscenity.

During last century’s sexual revolution, the BDSM subculture, with its power exchanges and roleplaying, emerged from the shadows and came into its own, with its transgressive elements spreading to fashion, books, and movies.

Now, daring and diverse publisher Goliath Books has assembled a striking array of erotic images from the past 300 years (some of which are seen here) to create the volume History of Sexual Punishment — in pictures (272 pages, $35).

With more than 200 illustrations and photos, this book explores the artistic representations of sadists and masochists who have left their (ahem) mark on history.

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Rough Riders

Joe Keene — a 34-year-old Louisiana prisoner — wears a protective Kevlar vest in case he takes a bull’s hoof or horn to the torso, or hits the ground hard. Fastening the buttons to a black-and-white striped shirt, his convict-cowboy uniform, he prays to the soul of his late mother, who passed away nine years ago. A big part of her had already died when he was convicted of murder in 2004, and his prayer is more a plea for mercy from a woman who, trying to keep her son out of jail, testified in court that the bloody khaki shorts police found at the family’s Baton Rouge apartment were hers, and that the blood was hers, too.

A bull in chute number six is huffing and heaving. Arms draped over a rail, Keene takes a look at the animal’s explosive mass of roiling muscle. A white inmate, tall, rangy, and sinewy, Keene tells himself he’s a real rodeo rider, not an animal in a zoo. Some of the spectators in this jammed arena might be here to see him get violently tossed, or worse, but Keene ignores that. When the loudspeaker announces his name and number, and he’s riding that bull, he briefly feels free. For a short, thrilling moment, his jail cell is forgotten. And if he rides well, he earns applause and accolades, and makes a good memory for those endless hours of confinement.

There’s a whole heap of pageantry before Keene gets to ride, though. “It’s going to get wild and western, you can tell!” says a ring announcer on horseback, speaking into his wireless mic. Behind him, caged and corralled animals snort and buck in agreement.

A prisoner with a heaven-sent voice sings “God Bless America.”Later, the audience stands and applauds in honor of the U.S. military as America’s wars are recited. The clapping surges at the mention of Operation Desert Storm and the Iraq War. There are people throughout this arena who fought in these wars, or are the children of those who did.

After “The Star-Spangled Banner” is sung, a cowgirl in tight jeans and a snug denim jacket, waving a big American flag, does two laps of the ring on her horse. She’s trailed by a decorated wagon bearing a banner inscribed “Friends of New Orleans Police Department.” Riding up front in the wagon, a “king” and his “queen” wave to thousands of spectators, people who have traveled here from Georgia, Alabama, Texas, and Mississippi. As the announcer hails the various states, people roar. Louisiana gets the biggest cheer, though, because that’s where we are.

We’re on the 18,000-acre grounds of the Louisiana State Penitentiary, the country’s largest maximum-security prison, 130 miles northwest of New Orleans. It’s known as Angola Prison, a name nodding to the land’s antebellum history as Angola Plantations, worked by slaves, many born in Africa’s Angola. It’s also called “The Farm” and “Alcatraz of the South,” though that second moniker is dying out. On one weekend every April, and four October weekends, this purpose-built arena hosts the Angola Prison Rodeo.

Ten thousand spectators cheer ten rodeo events, including Bust Out, Joe Keene’s favorite. The name is a winking reference to a prison break. Bust Out features six convict-cowboys on six angry bulls, with the animals sprung from their chutes simultaneously. The last man still atop his bull wins. Since most of the prisoners are untrained, they generally bite the dust as soon as the chute-gate opens. But Keene is a 19-time Bust Out champion. In fact, he won this event the day before. However, on this April Sunday, he doesn’t have his best stuff. He rides well for a few seconds, then hits the ground.

“I just didn’t feel right — in the only place I ever feel right,” he tells me later.

As a rodeo clown distracts his bull, Keene is dragged clear by fellow convicts. Then “Summer of ’69” starts playing, and spectators whoop along to Bryan Adams recalling the best days of his life. I hear a clown mutter the phrase “bad dude,” and I’m not sure if he’s talking about Keene, his bull, or Bryan Adams.

Moments later, the ring announcer declares, “And now, Pinball!”

In this event, convicts wearing Kevlar and face-guarded helmets stand inside hula hoops set on the dirt. A bull is released into the arena and rampages around. The inmate brave enough, or lucky enough, to hold his ground longest wins. This year, Pinball is sponsored by Daniel Miremont, president of a Baton Rouge sewer system company.

Joe Keene was convicted of murdering a Baton Rouge man, who was bludgeoned and strangled with Keene’s belt, in the victim’s apartment. He had an accomplice, a local drug-dealer.

Keene, 20 at the time, changed his story in the three statements he gave to police, but it appears he had been doing some minor plumbing work for the victim, and was in need of money to pay for drugs. He claimed his accomplice had threatened to shoot him unless he carried out the attack.

In email exchanges we have after the rodeo weekend, Keene focuses on the fact that his accomplice was able to plead to a lesser charge. He says it’s not right that “someone can hold a gun to your head and make you kill someone, and they walk away with the less part of time.” Neither prosecutors nor the jury found Keene’s account of the killing credible, however.

Keene tells me he’d never been in trouble before the murder, that he turned himself in to the police, and that I’m the first person he’s told this to. Loneliness is a theme in what he shares, and he is full of regret: that his parents sought to cover up his crime, and that he’s the end of the line for his father’s genes. When he reflects on his incarceration, Keene says, “I am…just waiting to die, which is crazy … you know.”

Being white, he is in the minority here — 80 percent of the inmates are black — but as a man serving life without parole, he’s also in a majority. Life without parole is the only sentence, besides the death penalty, that Louisiana gives for murder.

According to a Sentencing Project report, Louisiana has more people serving life without parole than Texas, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Tennessee combined. This in a state that has had America’s highest incarceration rate for years. Its number of prisoners has grown 30 times faster than its population since the late seventies. Some hold up Louisiana — with its strict sentencing and pronounced law-and-order ethos — as an emblem of what’s good about America’s justice system. But for others, the state represents what’s horribly wrong with it.

Angola is often referred to as a “company town.” That company being the prison. But for over two decades, it would have been more accurate to call it a city-state governed by an absolute monarch. Longtime warden Burl Cain, who stated that his top priority was “moral rehabilitation,” introduced a Baptist seminary, prizefighting, and a culture of corporate kickbacks and side deals that led to his stepping down in 2016 amid corruption inquiries.

The island of Manhattan could fit inside the prison’s sprawling property, which is given over to farmland where gun towers and razor wire don’t predominate. The prison houses 6,300 prisoners and employs 1,800 staffers, from corrections officers to maintenance workers.

The past isn’t a foreign country at Angola Prison. To be reminded of this area’s bitter plantation history, you just have to gaze out over the landscape. Seated on horseback, mostly white guards patrol the fields of wheat, corn, soybeans, sorghum, and cotton that mostly black inmates harvest under a relentless sun for as little as four cents an hour.

Many of the prison staff live with their families on-site, within the B-Line, a small town, essentially, with its own parks, swimming pool, tennis court, fishing lake, and nine-hole Prison View Golf Course, which is open to the law-abiding public. To play the prison links as a non-staffer, you just have to give 48 hours’ notice before turning up with your clubs.

“It’s a great place to grow up,” says a teenage girl serving food at one of the rodeo’s various concession stands. “My dad’s a warden. I wanna be one, too.”

More than 70,000 people visit the Angola Prison grounds each year, viewing it as a Louisiana attraction. It’s not just the rodeo and golf course, with its tee markers in the shape of handcuffs, that draws them. The prison’s place on the dark tourism trail is secure thanks to its museum, which houses “Gruesome Gertie,” an electric chair built by inmates in which 87 of their peers were executed, including Elmo Patrick Sonnier, subject of Dead Man Walking, the book and movie. In 1991, the chair was retired in favor of lethal injection.

Angola’s biggest draw, though, is the rodeo.

Some of those seated in the 30-year-old arena are there to see murderers, armed robbers, and rapists get tossed and stomped by broncos and bulls — as though justice has found another way to be meted out. Others, mostly sorority girls in short shorts and abbreviated tops, appear to be shopping for husbands. And then there are the prisoners’ families, for whom this is an opportunity to see their captive fathers, brothers, and sons appear in a special public setting, with a chance to shine. The arena atmosphere is heady, sometimes hysterical, and has something of the Roman Colosseum, an Old West medicine show, and a slapstick comedy routine about it.

Five hours before the rodeo starts in earnest, the grounds beside the arena are taken over by an arts and crafts fair, where inmates do a keen trade in items they’ve created inside the prison: paintings, carvings, jewelry boxes, furniture, leather goods, wooden duck calls. Keene himself, who draws and paints, has been exhibiting at the fair for six years, he tells me.

“I have a lot of people that come back to the rodeo to buy stuff from me year after year,” he says. Some of them, he adds, just want something “they can say came from a killer.”

The food stands sell Louisiana staples like catfish po’ boys, and red beans and rice. There’s a petting zoo whose animals bring forth excited squeals from children. Some of the prisoners selling art are inside individual steel-mesh cages, tarped for shade, set in a few rows. Others, designated “trustees” by the prison (a category dependent on the convict’s crime and behavior in lockup) can walk freely, mingling with customers. Some convicts sit quietly in patches of shade and cuddle their grandkids. Others try out their rusty charms on women, the ice-cream sundaes in their hands doing most of the melting. The impression is one of wholesomeness under mild duress — a warm smile with a few missing teeth.

If a patron, after some bartering, wants to purchase an item from a caged prisoner, the man passes a slip of paper through the mesh, which is then carried to a cashier kiosk.

No one’s taking photos, since cameras and cell phones are not permitted on the grounds.

Prison guards mill around, of course, though a lot of them are also positioned at the entrance to the rodeo and fairgrounds, or are selling drinks at the food stands.

Calvin Stewart, one of the organizers of last year’s Angola work stoppage (protesting the prison farm and its forced labor, which he likens to a slave system), tells me to keep an eye out for Keene. I ask where he is, but I’m met with shrugs and guesses. (I’ll later learn he’d been inside the arena, helping prep the animals.) As I search, one of the caged men, a small white guy with a mustache, gives me a stare so cold my blood freezes. I don’t know what crime he committed, but I’ve never witnessed a look projecting that kind of darkness.

I meet a trustee prisoner-artist with dark brown hair and a goatee, a couple of decades older than Keene. Referring to the men in cages, mostly rapists and pedophiles, he says to me, “Someone should have said, they’re the ones not allowed anywhere near women and children. I can tell you that watching movies with them isn’t a lot of fun.”

During an autumn rodeo weekend in 2017, a convicted killer and a 13-year-old girl were seen emerging from a restroom together. Her family claimed a sexual violation took place. It became a national story — an alleged rape taking place during the rodeo. The convict, Laderrick Davis, serving a life sentence, was transferred to another prison, in part for his own safety. Then on November 10, the parish sheriff and chief of Louisiana’s prison system said the evidence gathered, including the results of a rape kit administered to the girl, showed no sexual contact had taken place. They also said the girl denied any contact.

The statements prompted one family member to tell New Orleans news station WGNO, “I feel like it was a cover-up. I feel like they are trying to sweep it under the rug.”

IN 2004, the year he represented Joe Keene, attorney D. Bert Garraway was attacked in court by another one of his clients, who put him in a headlock and slashed at his face and neck with a razor.

“I’ve contended all along that this guy is nuts,” a bloodied Garraway said. “And to be honest, this pretty much confirms it. What kind of rational person would attack his own lawyer?”

His client might well have been crazy, and a criminal, but there isn’t much love for defense lawyers around these parts, either.

As Angola is to the prison-industrial complex, so Louisiana is to shoddy legal defense. Reading about Keene’s crime and trial, I discovered a classic case of American-style injustice, a story that Keene, poor and semiliterate, with an eighth-grade education, had no hope of articulating on his own.

The jury found him guilty of both conspiracy to commit second-degree murder and second-degree murder, for which he was sentenced to hard labor for 30 years and life imprisonment, respectively. But an appeal against the conviction filed by a second public defender raised serious questions about Garraway’s handling of the case.

Keene claims that he had asked to plead guilty to manslaughter, which could have resulted in a shorter sentence, but Garraway had not allowed it.

“I wish I had the money to pay for a lawyer like the other guy,” he says by email.

A Louisiana defense lawyer who reviewed the case for me shared this opinion: “Only an idiot would have gone to trial without considering other options.” Speaking on the condition of anonymity, this lawyer said the case was mishandled in such a way as to make one think that the original defense attorney was “drunk, incompetent, or receiving kickbacks.”

The late D. Bert Garraway was a regular court-appointed attorney for the indigent accused, who had a rap sheet of his own. Convicted in 1988 of attempting to extort undercover federal agents on behalf of a client whose landfill site had been used as a chemical waste dump, he was disbarred for three months and sentenced to 300 hours of community service, which he completed as an attorney in the public defender’s office. Upon fulfilling this requirement, Garraway continued working as a defense attorney.

Opposite him in the Keene trial was Baton Rouge district attorney Doug Moreau. A diehard, God-fearing Republican, a former Miami Dolphins tight end, and a longtime broadcaster for LSU football games, Moreau put more people on death row than anyone else in Louisiana during his 18-year tenure as DA. He sees his old job in simple terms: “A person would be on death row because of something he did. He’s the one who started the process.”

The Sixth Amendment to the Constitution states that “in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right…to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.” Two-and-a-quarter centuries later, millions of Americans lack proper legal representation.

In 2017, a report for the National Association of Criminal Justice Lawyers (titled “State of Crisis: Chronic Neglect and Underfunding for Louisiana’s Public Defense System”) asserted this about representation for people without means accused of crimes in Keene’s state: “The gravity of the situation there will require a concerted, sustained national effort to alleviate it. The widespread injustice faced by poor people in Louisiana’s courts, a disproportionate number of them people of color, demands the attention of everyone concerned about human dignity and fundamental rights.”

Statewide, public defense offices have blamed funding shortfalls on a drop in revenue from traffic violations. The claim is understandable. In Louisiana, these offices are primarily financed by traffic tickets and court fines, and traffic tickets have fallen 35 percent in ten years.

The dearth of funds means fewer lawyers and more cases per lawyer. Increased caseloads mean slower processing times, and increased backlogs of criminal cases mean more pretrial clients being held in jail, at a cost that is — at around $55 a day — greater than what would be required to adequately fund a defense.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, lawyers often have to double as their own support staff, doing duty as social workers and in-house investigators that Louisiana is also shamefully short of.

“I love it. I love it,” says Bubba Dunn of Angola Prison’s controversial, bleacher-packing spectacle.

Dunn — a former professional rodeo rider — serves as the stock contractor for the spring and autumn event. “It’s an old-time rodeo. Reminds me of how it used to be. Man versus beast.

That’s why people come here. Nobody wants to see anyone get killed, but they damn sure don’t want to miss a good wreck.

And the riders, they go for it because if they make money, they’ll have money for the canteen and they’ll get to buy their own clothes — not just wear prison-issue.”

The rodeo, which has been running since 1964, brings in around $450K during its April weekend. It is a source of pride for anyone connected with it. Angola officials see it as a tool of rehabilitation and are happy to cite reduced prison-violence numbers as proof of its efficacy. The rodeo helps pay for a raft of educational programs, re-entry training in such certified trades as auto repair or air-conditioner installation, and recreational supplies.

Inmates look forward to the event and associated Hobbycraft Fair, as it’s called. The rodeo and marketplace bring prisoners that brief taste of freedom. And they can make real money. They get to keep 85 percent of any Hobbycraft profits, with the rest going to the Inmate Welfare Fund, and state and local taxes. Cash prizes up to $500 are awarded to winners of the rodeo events. And then there’s the prestige that goes with winning the custom belt buckle if a rider is crowned the rodeo’s “All-Around Cowboy.”

On the other hand, there are the injuries, and the fact that spectators assemble in the thousands to watch incarcerated amateur participants, the majority serving life sentences, get thrown off bulls and broncos, as weekend entertainment. Convict-cowboys regularly break bones, or get lacerated by a bull’s horns. One rider in the 1970s, shaken by an enraged bull after a fall, spent the rest of his prison life as a quadriplegic.

There’s also the way the rodeo has a way of fortifying racial and socioeconomic stereotypes. African-American riders, riders from disadvantaged backgrounds, appear as, yes, human pinballs in a public arena to provide viewing enjoyment for a paying audience — a crowd whose racial mix roughly reverses that of the prison. The audience is predominantly white.

Some label the rodeo barbaric. Others argue that it has time-tested value — proven benefits — both for the prison population and for the way the prison operates as a whole.

Angola administrators vigorously defend their event in the face of criticism, which comes from observers both within Louisiana and nationally. One of those observers is Ashley Nellis of the Sentencing Project, a justice reform advocacy group. Says Nellis: “Prisoners benefit from being able to earn a little money. That’s a wonderful thing, but it’s not really a skill. [The rodeo] makes them feel connected to the community, but at the same time it reinforces our tendency to assume the violent nature of prisoners.”

Incarceration is said to serve four purposes: deterrence, incapacitation, retribution, and rehabilitation. Redemption is a different matter. Whatever a prisoner’s good works — his long hours of farm toil and artistic output — there’s little hope of redemption for him in Angola Prison without Christ. The federally funded Baptist seminary program, which was started by Burl Cain in 1995,

offers four-year college degrees in ministry, including instruction in Greek and Hebrew, as well as preaching. The students are usually lifers, and the assumption is that they will help other prisoners work through the issues that led them to commit crimes.

Cain is quoted by Texas state senator John Whitmire, a Democrat who has run the senate’s criminal justice committee for years, as saying: “With a moral attitude, even if an inmate will not be set free in this world, he looks forward to being free in the next.” Whitmire was impressed by the Angola program, and pushed the Texas Department of Criminal Justice to create its own seminary. There are now similar prison seminary programs in Mississippi, Georgia, New Mexico, Michigan, and West Virginia.

Legend has it that when Harry Whittington of the Texas Board of Corrections — the man who years later was shot by then-Vice President Dick Cheney while hunting quail — voted to abolish the state’s prison rodeo at Huntsville, a Lone Star flag behind him fell to the ground.

Earlier this year, Representative Ernest Bailes introduced a bill to reinstate the Huntsville rodeo, where Johnny Cash performed his first prison concert in 1956. This rodeo, which had taken place every Sunday in October for 55 years, ended in 1986 in part because its stadium was past the point of affordable repair. Making the case for a revival, Representative Bailes said, “Profits from the rodeo ticket sales alone would help fund education, recreation, and medical programs for inmates across Texas, as it did for so many years before.”

If we can judge a society by its prisons, the fact that officials in both Texas and neighboring Oklahoma want their prison rodeos to make a comeback tells us a lot.

Prison system budget issues late last century led to the demise of all but Angola’s rodeo, with insufficient funds available for infrastructure improvement and to pay staff to run the events. Meanwhile, in multiple prison systems, funding can now be found for religious training and the promotion of a narrow band of cultural values. And a couple states are weighing a return to an event where, like at Angola, prisoners would sing for their bland supper, and provide a spectacle, complete with chances for blood, concussions, and broken bones, to the paying public.

On that April Sunday at the prison rodeo, Pinball — an event with a $250 top prize — takes a turn for the ugly when a pair of prisoners get smashed by the bull and can barely move. They are helped out of the ring without fanfare, however, because Convict Poker is up next, and that’s always a crowd favorite.

In Convict Poker, four helmeted inmates sit at a small table as if playing cards, only to be rudely interrupted by a raging bull, which invariably sends the entire setup skyward. On this occasion, one inmate is catapulted into the air and lands in a worryingly crumpled heap. The dirt ring fills with several comrades trying to distract the bull in case it decides to add a trampling to the man’s woes.

Arguably, the main event of the festivities is Guts & Glory. It’s the biggest deal for the participating inmates anyway, because of the substantial prize money. A red poker chip is tied to the head of Angola’s angriest Brahma bull, which is then released into the arena. Prisoners compete to grab the chip and avoid getting battered or gored by the 2,000-pound beast in the process. Whoever retrieves the chip, if anyone, wins $500 in cash. Six weeks after that April installment of Guts & Glory, and the other rodeo events, I receive an email from Joe Keene.

Referring to his Bust Out ride, he writes, “I fell wrong and broke my collarbone and messed up my shoulder. I can still feel the bones moving where they shouldn’t be. They are talking about having to put a plate inside of me.”

In spite of his tumble, Keene scored well, notching a 78.5 on a hard ride, though it wasn’t enough to win. He tried to get back in the ring, to compete in another event, only to be told by medical personnel that he was too injured to continue.

Losing his crown as Bust Out champion hurts him more than any physical injury could, though these days, pain of one sort or another is simply a constant. “I am dead but alive,” Keene says, speaking of life without parole. “But that’s the hand that life has dealt me and so many others.”

The only thing that would mitigate his pain is forgiveness, but the forgiveness Keene craves is in the hands of very few people — his mother, his father, and his victim — and they are all dead. He would like to forgive himself, but he needs to be shown how. Until then, there’s the next rodeo, and the next, and the one after that.

(Note: The names of two Angola inmates have been changed in this article.)

Elle Hardy is a writer currently based in the American South. She hails from Australia and has reported from places like North Korea and Turkmenistan.

Dennis Hof: What A Dead Pimp Can Teach America About Forgiveness

After the larger-than-life owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch died, his whores asked, “What would Dennis want us to do?” Alice Little, America’s highest-earning legal prostitute, concluded he would want her to charge a john to be her funeral date. When I wondered what Dennis would want me to do, I concluded he would want me to write. Dennis loved free press as much as pussy.

I first met him in 2015. To promote his memoir, The Art of The Pimp, Dennis had invited me to live at the Bunny Ranch for a week. When I arrived, the night madam led me to a room that had three fireplaces, vertical blinds, and a view of a wooden porch shaped like Ron Jeremy’s penis. I woke up to the sound of a hooker blasting Lana Del Rey’s “Born to Die.” Dennis’s first words to me that morning: “Heigh ho, heigh ho, it’s off to work we go!” His fantasyland seemed like a parody of a parody of a brothel.

I was skeptical of Dennis—press releases like “PROSTITUTES FOR RON PAUL” prepared me for a man who spoke in sound-bites—but over Heidi Fleiss Veggie Burgers at the Bunny Ranch restaurant, Dennis confessed his public image was a facade. For instance, he always held a cigar in photos, but actually never smoked. Larry Flynt had told him, “Never let them take your picture without a cigar.” When Dennis lied, he winked. He told the truth even when he fibbed. He was not a Hugh Hefner, who claimed Playboy’s nude pictorials were art, superior to pornography. Dennis learned radical honesty reading Flynt’s Hustler, Al Goldstein’s Screw, and Bob Guccione’s Penthouse, the canon of smut.

As a working-class boy in Arizona, Dennis loved dirty magazines and idolized big-breasted blondes with nasty attitudes. The legend goes Marilyn Monroe kissed an eight-year-old Dennis on the cheek at the Arizona State Fair, inciting his first erection. In his memoir, Dennis writes, “Marilyn Monroe has just sealed my fate. To this day, I can’t resist a glammed-up blonde, especially if she’s got red lips.”  Marilyn was a kind creature, whereas Dennis’s mother scared him. She dominated his weak father; masturbation was Dennis’s respite. When he grew up, Dennis swore he would control his own fate. He was thinking he’d own gas stations.

The public only met Dennis when the 52-year-old brought his brothels into American homes via the HBO reality show Cathouse. Dennis bought the Bunny Ranch in 1993, at age 47. This purchase marked the start of his fourth career.

Throughout his teen years, Dennis worked at a gas station. After he knocked up Shirley, his high school sweetheart, and first wife, he began managing the pump, saving every paycheck. He leased a decaying gas station in the late sixties, and by 1971, he was the owner of five filling stations. During the seventies and eighties, Dennis reinvested in three different businesses: a towing company, a parking garage, and a time-share sales operation.

He was miserable. According to The Art of the Pimp, Dennis craved more sex. He paged through porn rags like a law student studying for the bar exam, claiming his wife could not keep up with his sex drive. Driving to and from his companies, he passed the Moonlite Ranch. Listening to his gut one day, Dennis swerved into the parking lot.

Inside the run-down, century-old brothel, Dennis experienced a courtesan for the first time. Lounging in her bedroom, post orgasm, he realized he was inside one of the fantasies he had read about in Hustler, Screw, and Penthouse. He also realized he was a dog. And in a brothel, he could embrace his canine instincts. “It’s good to be called a dog,” he told me. “It means you’re man’s best friend.”

America’s least judgmental man was born.

Over the next decade, Dennis kept returning to the Moonlite Ranch. He met sex legends, like Andy Kaufman and Bob Zmuda, and listened to them discuss press stunts and their wildest sexual sojourns. In his memoir, Dennis describes topping them all when he showed up at the Moonlite Ranch with his own dad. Most would gag at the thought of bringing their old man to a whorehouse, but Dennis knew his dad had spent years dreaming of a roll in the hay with someone other than his grouchy wife. He wanted to fulfill his pop’s fantasy. This was Dennis. He accepted—and celebrated—each individual at their basest core.

Many baby boomers digested Hustler, Screw, and Penthouse, and occasionally fucked hookers. They all dreamed of living the lives of porn titans, but Dennis is perhaps the only man who, in middle age, decided to join the sex trade and surround himself with dozens of sexy, curvy women.

When he bought the Moonlite Ranch and rebranded the bordello Dennis Hof’s World-Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch, he claimed to have spent half a million dollars renovating the place, installing red velvet couches and new bedrooms. Dennis wanted to reach the “sex legend” heights of his idols. He wanted to be the Walt Disney of brothels.

As the Bunny Ranch’s new owner, he changed the rules. Whereas before hookers lived in “lockdown,” banned from leaving the brothel, he let them roam free. The women set their own prices and could now fuck women. At weekly tea time, Dennis lectured the girls on what men wanted and taught a new sales system. A visitor rang a bell, sounding an alarm through the brothel. In their red pumps, hookers clicked down the halls, forming a lineup. They introduced themselves. The man picked his girl. While she led him on a tour of the brothel, the other girls ran into designated spots. If the man lost interest in his first pick, a woman was standing there ready to intercept.

Whereas other pimps hid their techniques and avoided media, Dennis bragged about the mechanics of his operation to the press. He staged elaborate press stunts, like hiring John Wayne Bobbitt as a greeter after his wife Lorena chopped off his cock. On Cathouse, Dennis normalized lineups and sex workers. Feminists compared his methods to a chicken farmer, but as Madam Lydia, one of his employees, pointed out, the lineups decreased women’s emotional labor, as they didn’t have to constantly engage in elaborate, interpersonal seduction-of-customer contests with each other. Dennis’s innovations led to higher sales, and by the end of his life, he had bought the majority of Nevada’s brothels.

Dennis was a shrewd businessman, but he was imperfect. He took half a girl’s earnings—too much—and has been accused of getting violent with some employees. (He denied all accusations.)

Dennis Hof at Work

Many girls loved him. After his death, hookers tweeted about how he visited them in prison and rehab. When a competing brothel fired a pregnant hooker, he hired her. In the parlor, he rubbed her belly, jokingly calling the fetus “Dennis Jr.”

Perhaps Dennis’s controlling tendencies stemmed from his love of hookers. “Women. Jesus. What a gift!” he writes in his memoir. I watched one blonde lie to him about leaving town to visit her grandmother, then never return. Dennis fell into a funk. “I teach the tricks how to trick, then I get tricked by my own tricks’ tricks,” he said. Dennis hated to see hookers go. He rarely left his brothels, and I believe it was because he was scared of the heartbreak out there in the big, vast world. Walt Disney was only safe at Disneyland; Dennis was only secure at his brothels.

When she got out of prison, Heidi Fleiss, the notorious “Hollywood Madam,” was shocked at Dennis’s taste in women. Where she traded in sophisticated, well-educated escorts—girls who could blow you, then discuss the latest issue of the Economist—Dennis sold girls straight out of Hustler. How could he make money? Fleiss visited and watched as one trucker after another paid for a trick. New-money men came in hordes. Most brothel owners cater to business tycoons. Dennis believed everyone deserved to live their fantasies. He realized there was also a lot to be made off of horny average Joes.

Men paid to live inside Dennis’s world, but Dennis liked to please everyone. The weekend the Washington Post published President Trump’s “Grab ‘em by the pussy” tape, I attended Dennis’s birthday party. I looked up at the brothel’s neon sign and saw my name beside those of Flavor Flav, Joey Buttafuoco, and Ron Jeremy. Dennis wanted everyone to feel like a king. And he had a gift for boosting your morale when you needed it.

I experienced this firsthand last fall when I was doxxed after BuzzFeed leaked an email where I called a woman fat. Vice fired me. I lost childhood friends and family members over the bad joke. Dennis called and told me to stay in the Bunny Ranch for a bit. He asked no questions. He was just concerned about my safety. To make me feel better on my arrival, Dennis instructed fifty hookers to scream, “FUCK VICE!”

I later learned that a media executive visited the Bunny Ranch after she was fired, knowing she’d be feeling better by the time she left, thanks to Dennis. Heidi Fleiss came to call Dennis her “most loyal friend.”

A lot of people claim they “don’t give a fuck” about what others say, but Dennis truly did not give a shit. And he would never allow the negative opinions of others to influence the way he thought about someone. He’d make up his own mind.

With Dennis’s death, Flynt, Fleiss, and Ron Jeremy are America’s remaining sex celebrities. A rich sensibility—tongue-in-cheek humor, shamelessness, a complete embrace of sex, media pizzazz—is endangered. Many view this attitude as an outdated, heterosexual one, but in Dennis, what the sensibility really embodied at its core was an acceptance of everyone for who they were—even those society deemed pariahs.

I know some of his friends were shocked that Dennis invited Joe Arpaio, former sheriff of Arizona’s Maricopa County, an immigration firebrand who ran a tent prison, to his final birthday party and political rally in mid-October. At first, I was offended, too, but I can’t say I was surprised. Joe was probably nice to Dennis, and America’s pimp took him for who he was in the moment

As America’s culture war rages on, we could take a hint from Dennis Hof. In the age of Trump, many talk about the importance of empathy and mindfulness, but we just lost the most thoughtful man in America.

Dennis Hof with Legal Prostitutes

Working Girls Remember Their Pimp

Since Dennis Hof died, feminists, Christians, and sex-trafficking hysterics have disparaged his name. But few have heard from the women who tricked in his bordellos. In advance of Dennis’s memorial, Penthouse asked some of his favorite working girls to pen tributes to the man they called “Daddy D.” May he rest in love.

“It saddens me that even in death, Dennis continues to be maligned as a villain or memorialized as a caricature. He was neither. Much has been made of his sexual relationships with the women who referred to him as “Daddy”—his detractors view it as evidence that Dennis saw women as objects—but as his platonic, lefty feminist protégé, I feel morally obligated to dispute this perception. The man I knew wanted to close the gender pay gap, supported LGBTQ rights, and identified as a freethinking atheist. Even when we disagreed, we never exchanged unkind words. He was genuinely the most pleasant man I’ve known.”
                  —Lydia Faithfull, a former madam at the Alien Cathouse

“I met Dennis in 2014 when I began researching his brothels as part of my doctoral work. He was the only brothel owner who opened his doors to me and encouraged my research. I will always be grateful for the opportunities that followed, but I am most grateful for the bond we developed. Dennis served multiple roles in my life: boss, mentor, friend, motivational speaker, and role model. His faith in me helped me have faith in myself. Dennis changed my life for the better, and I will miss him every single day.”
                  —Christina Parreira, UNLV Sociology Ph.D. candidate and a former working girl at Love Ranch Vegas and Alien Cathouse

Dennis was so much more than just a boss—he was a friend, a mentor, and a role model. He revolutionized the legal sex-work industry, taking us out of the shadows and into the limelight. His legacy of empowering women to be successful on their own terms will continue on, though we will miss him terribly.
                  —Alice Little, the highest-earning working girl at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

“Dennis was a great businessman and completely transformed the legal brothels in Nevada. I had known him for seven years, and during that time, he taught me the value of hard work and confidence. All Dennis wanted from his brothel employees was for them to succeed and to be their best, most confident selves. He was truly the legal brothel industry’s champion. His legacy will be remembered as one of bravery and extreme success.”
                  —Ruby Rae, working girl at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Man of the Moment: J.D. Vance

It’s time for J.D. Vance — author, lawyer, venture capitalist, and product of Kentucky-holler hillbillies turned Ohio Rust Belt residents — to start limbering up the ol’ vocal chords, since if the past presidential election is anything to go by, Vance will be in much TV demand.

Why? Because most pundits didn’t see that happening, and it happened in part because Trump was able to win states like Ohio and Wisconsin, which went to Barack Obama in 2012. After the election-night surprise, Vance’s phone wouldn’t stop ringing. Cable-news producers wanted to book the guy who seemed to have a gut understanding of white working-class Trump voters, especially in the Rust Belt and Appalachia.

Hillbilly Elegy CoverHere’s Vance on how he spent November 9, 2016: “From 6 A.M. until around 11:30 P.M., I was on television effectively constantly, this idiot with a book.” He offered that remark to the Washington Post, and noted that the book went to No. 1 on Amazon the next day.

Expect to hear a lot more about Vance’s page-turner, Hillbilly Elegy, and not only because Trump and his base — people Vance grew up with in Middletown, a declining steel-mill town north of Cincinnati — will be in the news every hour until the 2020 election.

There’s also a Netflix movie coming, with Ron Howard directing, and it started shooting in Georgia this summer. Amy Adams is playing Vance’s mom, addicted to heroin and weddings (she married five times). Glenn Close is playing Mamaw, Vance’s foul-mouthed, “pistol-packing lunatic” of a grandmother, who stepped in to raise Vance, and believed in him.

It was Mamaw’s faith that helped propel Vance to Yale Law School after a four-year stint in the Marines and college at Ohio State. And it was at Yale that Vance, now 35, began writing about his past.

Like a third of Kentucky’s Breathitt County “Hillbilly Corridor” residents, Vance’s maternal grandparents left home looking for jobs between 1940 and 1960. They ended up in Middletown, and brought their hillbilly ways with them, as Vance vividly details. His granddad was a violent drunk, and in one act of retaliation, Mamaw served him an artfully arranged plate of garbage for dinner. (Something tells us that scene might make the movie.)

Missouri native Gabriel Basso (Super 8, The Big C) is playing J. D. Vance. As for the man himself, he’s back in Ohio, after time in San Francisco working for a Peter Thiel-founded investment group. Based in Columbus, Vance is now running a nonprofit, Our Ohio Renewal, focused on the opioid crisis and bringing business investment to overlooked communities.

Vance has said he’d rather solve problems than talk on TV. But with a movie in the offing, and another presidential election looming, smart money says he’s got some talking in his future.

In Focus: Photographer Ryan Calderon

Ten years ago, Ryan Calderon picked up a camera to help his friend with a photo shoot for his clothing store. From there, it didn’t take long for the self-taught photographer’s style of capturing and editing images of beautiful women to get noticed, and the models he was shooting started referring him to their friends in other industries.

These days, Calderon’s seductive shots have amassed over 200K Instagram followers (@ryan__calderon) and comprise an impressive portfolio that features some of the adult industry’s biggest players.

While Calderon grew up and currently lives in the beach town of Santa Barbara, he frequently travels to Los Angeles for work. He says he rarely shoots in the same place twice, and prefers locations with “raw beauty,” such as deserts, or basic indoor settings. “I like that ‘at home just lounging around’ feel if I’m shooting inside.”

The photographer’s signature style is all about catching intimate moments and recreating visuals the way the mind would, and he’s a master of the crop and unconventional angles. “For example,” Calderon explains, “when you think back on an amazing night with a wild one,

your mind will break the moment down scene by scene, and the smallest details come to life like snapshots. You can be sitting at work and, all of a sudden, an image of those lips is in your head. Just the lips. I try to replicate the thoughts you can’t erase.”

Calderon counts both movies and history as inspiration, and will often base a shoot around something he found in a thrift store. He also keeps an arsenal of random objects at home for when the right model comes along. “I always have several ideas in the tomb for months, even years, just waiting for the stars to align,” he says.

His advice for young photographers? “What I’ve learned is not to take things too seriously. Don’t get anxious about when things are going to happen, just have fun taking advantage of the opportunities that will eventually come.”

The Gritty Truths Behind Military Recruitment Today

“When I came to this assignment, everyone said, Oh, you got it easy — the South? Military community? You got nuthin’ to worry about…but it’s been hard. A legit hustle. These kids grew up during the wars, seen their parents come and go. They know what military life is really like…can’t sell them on the perks, on the adventure. Yeah, the economy is good. That makes [recruiting] harder. Yeah, there’s a lot of kids out there who can’t qualify, because of the various requirements. Can’t speak to national trends. But here? Here it’s the wars, man. It’s killing me.” Continue reading “The Gritty Truths Behind Military Recruitment Today”

Christina Applegate: Alive and Kicking

Back in the late 1980s, when Married … With Children was making a name for the brand-new Fox TV network, Christina Applegate was making prime-time viewers slobber as the dimwitted Kelly Bundy, with her big blonde hair, sexually charged one-liners, and skintight heavy metal outfits.

(Fun fact: Kelly was modeled after a white-minidress-wearing “rock slut” Applegate had seen in the 1988 documentary, The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years.)

In reality, however, Applegate’s teenage self couldn’t have differed more from the sexpot role that catapulted her to fame. Inward and intense, she recently told the L.A. Times she was a “dark kid,” adding, “I always thought serious projects were going to be my jam. But the show really helped me to let go of being so serious all the time.”

Applegate got into acting because her single mother, an actress and singer, couldn’t afford a babysitter, and would bring her months-old daughter to auditions. This was how she landed her first roles: as her mom’s child in a Playtex baby-bottle commercial, and on a 1972 episode of Days of Our Lives.

Following her 11-season run as Kelly Bundy, Applegate starred in several sitcoms (Samantha Who?, Up All Night), appeared in movies (The Sweetest Thing), sang and danced on Broadway (in Neil Simon’s Sweet Charity), and did animation voiceovers (King of the Hill). But it was the role of Veronica Corningstone in the 2004 Will Ferrell hit, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, that put her back on America’s radar. It’s a part she’s described as “one of the best times I’ve ever had in my life.”

Alongside Applegate’s decades of comic acting, she’s endured plenty of real-life drama, including a breast cancer diagnosis in 2008, after which she underwent a double mastectomy. The harrowing experience led her to create a foundation, Right Action for Women (@RightAct4Women), which provides education and assistance to women who are at increased risk for the disease.

Happily, 2019 is turning out to be a good year for the 47-year-old, who’s enjoying yet another career high point with the release of Netflix’s critically acclaimed “traumedy,” Dead to Me. In July, she received an Emmy nomination (Lead Actress in a Comedy) for her role.

Applegate plays Jen, a widow who recently lost her husband in a hit-and-run. When the show begins, Jen is about to meet her new BFF, Judy (Linda Cardellini), in a grief counseling seminar. Unbeknownst to Jen, Judy was driving the car that killed her husband. The ten-episode series, now gearing up for a second season, paints a smart, funny, and nuanced portrait of the two women’s lives, relationships, and their imperfect reactions to loss.

“Some people have been confused by [the show],” Applegate told the New York Times. “But in life we laugh and cry and we get surprised by things and we get shocked by things and people are not what they seem. It’s what life feels like—dark and twisty and funny.”

Linda Cardellini and Christina Applegate Linda Cardellini and Christina Applegate in Netflix’s “Dead to Me”

The Crying of Gilgo Beach

I was once told by a woman who calls herself a witch that I was a prostitute in a past life — or, rather, in her own words: a woman of ill repute. I’m not normally one to put stock in this kind of thing, but when she told me that, I didn’t have to engage in a lot of mental gymnastics for it to make a strange sort of sense.

The woman’s words came back to me when I found myself compelled to investigate the unsolved murders of sex workers whose remains were discovered lined up along a lonely beach-town road. There were times it did feel like a past life had hijacked my brain, convincing me to fall in with an internet crowd trying to solve the Long Island Serial Killer case.

These sleuths are stay-at-home moms, taxi drivers, psychics, people on bed rest, bankers, and even a former Las Vegas haunted-house employee — dedicated amateurs who’ve spent years scouring the internet, looking for anything the authorities might have missed, anything that could lead to the capture of a canny killer believed to have been operating in the shadows for 20 years.

Early on, I told myself I wouldn’t become a desktop detective. I rationalized the time and energy I began directing toward this mystery by classifying my interest as basic human curiosity —

I just wanted to know who these people, these keyboard Sherlocks, were. It seemed worth looking into, journalistically — a varied group of Americans attaching themselves to a notorious serial-murder case.

And yet here I am, one cold January day, walking the shoulder of Ocean Parkway on a desolate barrier island off Long Island’s southern shore. I’m following a video map I found on YouTube, one that traces the steps of the killer, who used this stretch of road as a secret graveyard. The map shows where the perpetrator is believed to have carried his victims’ bodies, wrapped in burlap sacks, from a car and dumped them in bramble, mere feet from the road’s edge.

No one knew a killer had been depositing bodies and body parts in the South Shore region of Long Island when Shannan Gilbert went missing in the predawn gloom of May 1, 2010.

Ocean Parkway Road View

Shannan, a 24-year-old escort from Jersey City, New Jersey, had advertised her services on Craigslist. She’d arrived at her client Joseph Brewer’s house in Oak Beach, a small, gated community off Ocean Parkway. But something inside Brewer’s house freaked her out, and she called 911. Although police have not released the 911 tape, her mother, Mari Gilbert, heard portions. She says her daughter was screaming, “They’re trying to kill me!” They could refer to Brewer and Shannan’s driver, Michael Pak — but Suffolk County police have cleared both men. Investigators claim she sounded psychotic — possibly a reaction to drugs. She bolted from the house, away from the two men, banged on neighbors’ doors, and vanished.

After weeks of nothing, the search for Shannan slowed down. Her family accused the police of not trying hard enough to find her because she was.… just a hooker.

Then, on December 11, 2010, police officer John Mallia and his cadaver dog, Blue, were training on Ocean Parkway, near Gilgo Beach, minutes from where Shannan was last seen, when Blue found a woman’s skeletal remains. They turned out to be the remains of Melissa Barthelemy, another escort who advertised on Craigslist and had been missing for a year.

Mallia and his dog would later find the bodies of three more young women placed only hundreds of feet apart on Gilgo Beach. Each of them had been strangled and started to decompose at another location — a pattern that has been linked to serial killers who engage in necrophilia. Like Barthelemy, these women were found inside burlap sacks. The victims were Amber Lynn Costello, 27, Maureen Brainard-Barnes, 25, and Megan Waterman, 22.

Using a search party of cadaver dogs, divers, and helicopters, Suffolk County PD would go on to find the corpses or body parts of six more people scattered along Ocean Parkway. Some of the remains discovered at Gilgo Beach turned out to be genetic matches for body parts found 20 years earlier elsewhere on Long Island.

A pair of hands and a skull matched a mutilated torso found in Manorville, 40 miles east. A skull matched a pair of legs that had washed ashore on Fire Island in 1996. There was an Asian male, still unidentified, found in women’s clothes. There was the corpse of an African-American toddler wrapped in a blanket whose DNA connected it to another corpse, the girl’s mother, found a mile away.

Currently, there are more unidentified victims than those police have identified. After the additional discoveries, investigators struggled to establish whether this was the work of one killer or possibly more. A single-killer theory was easier to support back when all the victims were a similar type: petite, white escorts.

Police eventually found Shannan Gilbert a year later, in nearby wetlands off the road, badly decomposed. Her death was ruled an accidental drowning — overexposure to the elements having weakened her until she collapsed.

Still convinced she’d been in a drug-induced episode, police suggested she ran through the marsh, disoriented. The Suffolk County PD does not include her as one of the victims of the serial killer — something Shannan’s family struggles with. On the one hand, they hope she wasn’t murdered. On the other, is it really just a coincidence that a fifth woman, also a sex worker who advertised online, was found dead in a swamp near Gilgo Beach?

When asked if police were taking this serial murder case seriously enough, former Suffolk County police commissioner Richard Dormer, who worked the case until he retired, made a point of saying he hung the photos of these young women in his office.

“They look like your neighbors,” Dormer stated. “Nobody deserves to have their life snuffed out. Police departments everywhere take murder very seriously. Doesn’t matter the occupation of the victim — if you were murdered, we’re obligated to represent that person.”

But Lorraine Ela, mother of Megan Waterman, says she’s convinced the cops have put her daughter’s case on the back burner. “This is too big a case for Suffolk County to handle,” Ela tells me, and notes that she rarely hears from police anymore. For a time, in 2015, when the FBI began assisting and Suffolk County got a new police commissioner, Ela was hopeful there’d be increased action on the case. But her phone has since stopped ringing.

This silence is one reason Ela and family members of other victims turned to case websites and desktop detectives for support, updates, and possible leads, however unofficial.

THE first place I find extensive, user-gathered information regarding the case is the YouTube channel of Gray Hughes. He made the video-map I used to navigate Ocean Parkway. When Hughes reads about a crime scene, he logs onto Google Earth and drops a pin. He often then replicates the scene and its physical setting with a program like 3D Studio Max and posts the video for user analysis.

When it comes to the Long Island Serial Killer case, Hughes is trying to provide a resource that can help people visualize the crime scene. He hopes it might trigger a memory in someone who has been through the area, perhaps a beachgoer, someone who might have seen something suspicious.

“I feel like it gives the viewer a better feel for the location,” Hughes tells me.

It does exactly that. His Google Earth video’s point-of-view is one of a person standing on the shoulder of Ocean Parkway — the same view the killer might have had after pulling over with a body in the car. Hughes’ video pans slowly left to right, scanning the barren landscape. During winter, with the beaches deserted, Ocean Parkway is so isolated it’s not hard to believe a killer could dispose of a body, or bodies, even in broad daylight.

Paranoia comes naturally to people in the online amateur-detective world. It’s what happens when you immerse yourself in dark details, labyrinthine theories, and rosters of potential murder suspects in unsolved serial murder cases — cases where the killer might still be at large, and perhaps reading your latest website post.

Fear has both fostered and destroyed relationships in this digital community. It’s a subculture of distrust, anxiety, and information. It’s a realm rife with clues and red herrings, do-gooders and trolls. It’s hard to get people’s real names.

“Zero,” for example, was suspicious of me from the start.

“I’m a little curious about you,” he tells me online. “Your questions are so specific. I’m wondering if there is more to why you are looking into all this.” I tell him he can google me. Or check my Facebook. I assure him I’m a real person.

Zero responds, “I say this kind of thing to everyone.”

He has his reasons for wondering if I am legit. After he began posting about the Long Island Serial Killer, aka LISK, in 2013, he was targeted by trolls. His website, liskdotcom.wordpress.com (still online but rendered inactive in 2014), is both a museum of factual evidence and an archive of paranoia-tinged comments.

All the case theories are here, from a police cover-up to demon worshippers, from snuff films to the sex-and-death orgies of millionaires. Zero’s own emails arrive jammed with giant blocks of information. He helps me try to get a grip on this vast chaos of truth and fiction, evidence and fantasy. He’s preserved hundreds of emails between him and others (persons of interest, possible witnesses, fellow desktop detectives, victims’ families), as well as screenshots of almost any online mention of this enduring mystery.

Zero’s site was part of a second wave dedicated to the case, succeeding the now-defunct LongIslandSerialKiller.com, which went live in the days after the first bodies were found. That site got substantial traffic from amateur sleuths, family members of victims, and Long Island residents unsettled by the notion that a serial killer might still be out there, poised to dump another body.

But the site’s chat room also became a place of slander, wild rumors, and trolling. People accused fellow visitors of being the killer. Everyone I’ve spoken to about LongIslandSerialKiller.com believes the killer himself not only visited the website, but might have posted. Anxiety escalated. Certain commenters banded together out of fear the killer was stalking them — even if they lived in different states, hundreds of miles away.

The site’s founder, overwhelmed, eventually shut it down. But new websites popped up. One of these, Catching LISK, created by MysteryMom7, captured the founder’s growing paranoia. At one point, MysteryMom7 thought the killer had sent a drone to spy on her. She claimed it crashed in her backyard.

Two camps would come to frequent Zero’s own site. There were those working to unlock the mystery, and those pushing wild conspiracies. In the first camp was a woman named Linda. Bedridden after an accident, she became engrossed with the case’s complexities. Linda and Zero made it a goal to keep the conspiracy camp from spreading misinformation to the victims’ families. Zero spoke with Shannan’s mother, Mari, and offered to make sure certain people weren’t “in her ear.”

Understandably, Mari pursued any shred of possible hope, and cast a wide net in seeking help. She contacted people like Jerrie Dean, founder of Missing Persons of America. Dean has compiled an almost Bible-size list of missing people. Some entries date so far back, the victims were last seen on stagecoaches.

Dean told me the same thing she told Mari: She thinks something set Shannan off in the house, which led to a dissociative break. She believes Shannan’s death was accidental. However, she also believes former Suffolk County police chief James Burke was, in her words, “lazy,” and “didn’t care about [those young women].” (Reader, put a pin in Burke’s name.)

According to people posting on the internet, the Long Island Serial Killer is a clean-cut sociopath, a shoe freak with a nice car, a wife, and kids. He’s a South Shore local, religious, bisexual, well-spoken. He’s a doctor and periodic drunk. He’s a bald narcissist. He’s corporate and charming. He’s a fisherman with a truck. He’s a small-town cop who keeps corpses for sex. He’s a transient, blue-collar, 50-year-old white male. He’s a depraved sadomasochist who summers on the shore.

The internet has put forth various persons of interest. There’s Joseph Brewer, the john. There’s Michael Pak, Shannan’s driver the night she disappeared. There’s someone known as “The Drifter” — a man who claims to have partied with Brewer and even self-published a “fictionalized autobiography,” detailing the supposed drug-fueled prostitution parties at Brewer’s house.

Rooted deep in the online discussion is the notion of a possible police cover-up. This theory began with the fact that the killer used Melissa Barthelemy’s cell phone to call and taunt her teenage sister. The sister, Amanda, received several phone calls from a calm-sounding man telling her that Melissa was a whore and that he was “watching her rot.” Some desktop detectives believe the killer is somehow connected with law enforcement because during these disturbing calls, he’d hang up just before the call could be traced. When police were able to ping the phone’s general location, it turned out the killer had placed the calls from crowded places like Times Square or Madison Square Garden. Former police commissioner Richard Dormer dismisses this theory. He says anyone who’s seen some cop shows knows that tracing protocol.

But there’s also James Burke, onetime Suffolk County police chief. In 2015, Burke was arrested for beating up a young man who stole a canvas bag containing pornography and sex toys from Burke’s SUV. The beating happened while the thief was shackled at a county police station. Burke went on to cover up the assault, and eventually pleaded guilty to obstruction of justice and violating the man’s civil rights.

Burke’s past is fodder for conspiracy theorists who accuse him of mishandling the LISK case — and maybe even being the killer himself. Back when Burke was a sergeant, he was caught having sex with a drug dealer and prostitute. Even still, he rose to become police chief. Moreover, when Burke was a teen, he testified in court against his friends, whom he watched beat a 13-year-old Smithtown boy to death in the woods and stuff rocks into his mouth. They wonder about Burke’s account of the murder.

The theory that would take firmest hold on websites fingered Dr. Charles Peter Hackett. For years, Hackett was an Oak Beach resident: a middle-aged, overweight man with a prosthetic leg. A group of commenters worked hard to build a link between the doctor and the death of Shannan Gilbert. Hackett became the internet’s top person of interest after Mari said Hackett called her in the days after Shannan went missing. Hackett, Mari said, uttered something very strange, saying he ran a “home for wayward girls.” Though Hackett denied all this and claimed he never hosted Shannan, phone records confirm he did in fact call Mari.

A past trauma in Zero’s life might help account for his obsessive drive to illuminate this case. When he was 16, living in California, his best friend’s mom was killed by William Suff, aka the Riverside Prostitute Killer, convicted of murdering 12 women and suspected of many more slayings. When Suff’s photo appeared on television, Zero said his friend recognized him immediately.

Zero used to work at the Fright Dome in Las Vegas, a haunted house. His character had long scraggly hair, a ghoulish, blood-smeared face, and a Manson Family “X” on his forehead. It might be tempting to label Zero a morbid person, drawn to horror, and conclude that’s what led him to the LISK case. But from what I gleaned, Zero truly does want justice for the victims. He’s seen firsthand the destructive aftermath of a serial killer’s crimes.

When not entertaining every data speck, Zero also has had to deal with those trolls, and face some bizarre accusations, like “devil worship.” He had his name posted on websites and victim-memorial pages, with commenters suggesting he might be the killer himself. Some of this stuff began with a person I’ll call Money, who would also accuse her ex-husband of the murders.

Money claimed to be working with the FBI. Zero didn’t think she was a real person at first — just a troll with an alias. But it turned out she used her real name, worked at a bank, and Zero called her once. What really pissed him off was how normal she sounded. He says she believed she was sincerely helping the case.

Zero tells me Money and MysteryMom7 eventually joined forces.

“I contacted Long Island Homicide once, because they insisted I was endangering them,” he says. Money’s case theories are twisty and kooky, connecting everyone from James Burke to Zero to Hackett to the actor Michael Fassbender.

Money commented extensively on Zero’s site and Facebook memorial pages. She highlighted a group of men known as the Carney Construction Crew, or CCC, whom she alleged kill women for sport. She claimed her ex-husband and Hackett were CCC members. At first, Zero and others dismissed this stuff, like they’d rejected her Satanism theories. But then Zero and MysteryMom7 began receiving vague, spooky threats on their websites.

Zero shows me some visitor comments, the first by “Teps.”

Teps: Disregard everything said about the CCC. All falsification and wishful thinking. Go about your regular business and leave the CCC out of this.

Lightweight: CCC got no beef with you. Why you dragging CCC through the mud?

452inLondon: Carney Construction Crew after you? Do not take any chances. Shut down this website…. Take it to the pavement where it is more private.

To me, the comments read like the words of cartoon villains. They could have been typed by anybody. Zero, though, eventually came to think there might be something to the CCC. And he tells me to visit the site Websleuths for more.

Bad Moon Rising

When director John Landis and his music team needed a song to score two minutes of screen time just before their film’s protagonist, American backpacker David Kessler, grows a pelt of black body hair, deadly fangs, and vicious claws, they turned to “Bad Moon Rising,” a 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival song written by John Fogerty.

The movie? An American Werewolf in London, a now-canonical 1981 horror-comedy that makes darkly humorous use of popular songs throughout. Van Morrison’s “Moondance” scores a sex scene, and versions of “Blue Moon,” sung by Bobby Vinton and Sam Cooke, appear, too. But the CCR song is a high point, ushering in the famous werewolf transformation scene, and Landis would later say “Bad Moon Rising,” with its ominous lyrics joining a sprightly tempo and catchy riffs, fit the “mood” of his hybrid movie.

As it happens, a spooky Hollywood film was central to Fogerty’s inspiration. If the song’s name came from a little book of scribbled title ideas he’d been keeping since 1967, it was a movie released in 1941, a few weeks before Pearl Harbor, that got Fogerty going lyrically. Eventually called The Devil and Daniel Webster, the film was based on a short story of the same name by Stephen Vincent Benét, and published in the Saturday Evening Post in 1936, during the depths of the Depression.

In Benét’s story, a New Hampshire farmer named Jabez Stone sells his soul to the devil for cash to overcome his debts, then enjoys a stratospheric rise to local power before the Dark Lord arrives to collect and Webster has to intervene and defend the farmer at trial.

“[His] crops were the envy of the neighbourhood,” Benét writes of Stone’s rising fortunes, “and lightning might strike all over the valley, but it wouldn’t strike his barn.” In the movie, we see dark, distant clouds, followed by destroyed fields. “But not my wheat!” shouts James Craig, who plays Stone. “I’ll have a rich harvest!”

John Fogerty saw the movie on TV when he was young. Born in 1945, Fogerty and his bandmates in Creedence Clearwater Revival were classic suburban California kids, raised in El Cerrito, on the east side of San Francisco Bay, during the early days of television. In the late sixties, after ten years hustling the band through various names and styles, they finally had the attention of radio listeners.

The singles “Suzie Q” and “Proud Mary” had sold well, and Fogerty was becoming more productive as a writer. He composed songs in near-silence while his wife and young children slept at night. In that unlikely laboratory—quiet and domestic, even while the greater American culture resembled a powder keg, with both Martin Luther King Jr. and Robert Kennedy assassinated just months earlier—Fogerty remembered the old black-and-white movie and start putting words to chords and a melody.

In 1993, speaking to Rolling Stone, he highlighted a post-storm sequence in the movie: “Everybody’s crops [are] destroyed. Boom. Right next door is the guy’s field who made the deal with the devil, and his corn is still straight up, six feet. That image was in my mind. I went, ‘Holy mackerel!’”

And so, taking inspiration from a subdued, 15-second scene in a 1941 movie, John Fogerty wrote some of the most nightmarish lyrics to ever appear in a Top 40 radio hit: “I hear hurricanes a-blowing/ I know the end is coming soon/ I fear rivers overflowing/ I hear the voice of rage and ruin.”

It may not be the archetypal Creedence song, this tune which climbed to No. 2 in America and topped the U.K. charts. “Fortunate Son” is truer to their sound and energy, “Down on the Corner” is easier to dance to, and no riff, by anyone, has ever bettered “Up Around the Bend.”

Nevertheless, “Bad Moon Rising” embodies everything that made Creedence great. It has its own marvelous intro hook, soon supplemented by the band’s perennially underappreciated rhythm section: Doug “Cosmo” Clifford on drums, Stu Cook on bass, and Tom Fogerty, John’s older brother and the group’s painfully deposed onetime frontman, on rhythm guitar. It’s also a vintage John Fogerty production, an audio tribute to Sun Records’ slap-back stomp. Despite its dark lyrics, it’s just so fun.

Fogerty never wrote love songs, and contrary to Creedence’s ubiquity in Vietnam-era-set movies, he didn’t regularly channel his songwriting gifts into political-protest anthems or social-minded songs, either. “Bad Moon Rising,” like “Up Around the Bend,” “Run Through the Jungle,” and so many others, is mostly a litany of images, a summoning of a mood. In this case, the mood is literally apocalyptic, even though the tune and beat are as bouncy as the band ever got.

Perhaps that bounce helps account for the song’s strikingly durable legacy, even by Creedence standards.

It’s been covered by 20-plus artists, in multiple musical styles, including reggae. It’s appeared in two dozen films and TV shows, from Blade to The Big Lebowski, from Mr. Woodcock to Kong: Skull Island, from The Walking Dead to Alvin and the Chipmunks. In Argentina, it’s used as a stadium soccer chant. And it’s the subject of the most famous misheard-lyric joke this side of “Purple Haze.” People frequently interpret the chorus’s closing line, “There’s a bad moon on the rise,” as “There’s a bathroom on the right.” Fogerty occasionally lightens up his own song by singing that blooper lyric in concert.

Then there’s Sonic Youth, a defiantly un-Creedence-like postpunk noise band who took much harsher stands on social issues and specific politicians, including Ronald Reagan, when they first emerged from the early-1980s New York underground. Their second album, released in 1985, is their angriest and darkest, almost devoid of melody, and filled with impressionistic lyrics about Native American genocide. The record’s title? Bad Moon Rising.

(CCR trivia: They were the first band to mention “Ol’ Ronnie,” as they called him, in a rock song. He’s in verse three of “It Came Out of the Sky,” from Willy and the Poor Boys, released in 1969.)

“Bad Moon Rising” still floats amiably through our culture, enriching road trips, cover bands’ setlists, and classic-rock radio programming. It has amassed numerous cultural reference points over the years, in part because it emerged from so many references itself. A river of storytelling, stretching from Goethe’s Faust to the Saturday Evening Post to Hollywood, flowed through “Bad Moon Rising” before Creedence ever recorded it, following days working the song out in Doug Clifford’s back-garden shed.

Since 1969, it’s picked up the Coen brothers, Manhattan art rock, jokebook mentions, horror movies, and so much more. Let’s assume it will continue to

echo, inspire, and create cultural linkages, growing like Jabez Stone’s corn, reference-wise. After all, in “Bad Moon Rising,” the storm never arrives.

John Lingan is the author of “Homeplace: A Southern Town, a Country Legend, and the Last Days of a Mountaintop Honky-Tonk.” He lives in Maryland with his wife and two children, and is writing a biography of Creedence Clearwater Revival for Da Capo Press.

Classic Albums to Blast All Summer

Girlschool — Hit and Run (1981)

Championed by Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead, Britain’s first all-girl heavy metal band burst onto the rock scene in 1979 when they toured with their mentors on Motörhead’s Overkill run. Known for their contagious hooks and wild stage presence, Girlschool’s Hit and Run is the band’s biggest, best album, a nonstop rush of pure, heart-thumping rock that makes you want to drive dangerously fast on a freeway heading out of town.

Nazareth — Razamanaz (1973)

Scottish hard rock legends Nazareth broke the mold with their 1975 album Hair of the Dog, but the real jam is its predecessor, Razamanaz. This baby is nothing less than perfection, from the title track to “Bad Bad Boy” to “Woke Up This Morning” (produced by Deep Purple’s Roger Glover). A parade of hits and feel-good rock ’n’ roll that keeps you feeling young and stoked.

Ace Frehley — Ace Frehley (1978)

When KISS finally had enough of each other’s egos, they all decided to head off and record their own solo albums in a weird, passive-aggressive competition to see who could outsell the other. The Spaceman’s album outshone his bandmates, and for good reason. This first solo effort is a total banger. Songs like “Rip It Out,” “Snow Blind,” and “Wiped-Out” will remind you of the good ol’ days of rock ’n’ roll, while “New York Groove,” written by England’s Russ Ballard, is a straight-up summer classic.

Thin Lizzy — Bad Reputation (1977)

It wouldn’t be summer without some Thin Lizzy, and Bad Reputation is one of their most ferocious records. Even though there was a lot of internal drama surrounding the recording process (guitarist Brian Robertson left the band and was only credited on three tracks), this lean, dangerous rock album has stood the test of time. Play it loud, boys.

Silverhead — Silverhead (1972)

A British glam rock band, Silverhead might have had an abbreviated run, but these skinny, raunchy party boys—led by singer-actor Michael Des Barres—made some killer music before parting ways. Their self-titled 1972 release is a hidden treasure of sexy, classic rock, with dirty lyrics and sparkling production. From the first song “Long Legged Lisa” to “Rolling With My Baby” to the stand-out track “Sold Me Down the River,” it’s no wonder these talented skanks were primed to be the next Slade.

Rory Gallagher — Tattoo (1973)

Tattoo is a rare gem of Irish blues delivered by guitarist Rory Gallagher. Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Queen’s Brian May, and Johnny Marr of The Smiths all praised Gallagher for his music, even though he never hit the mainstream the way these musicians did. Tattoo will send you into a swirling spiral of blues guitar rock, mixing heavy hitters and soothing tracks perfect for long summer drives.

John Prine — Sweet Revenge (1973)

This record just makes you want to kick off your boots, lay down by a lake or river, sip on a beer, and let your mind float away. So, do just that. Lose yourself listening to a country-folk classic that juiced Prine’s career. Brain pillow, indeed.

David Allan Coe — Penitentiary Blues (1970)

Before he solidified himself as the swampland’s dirtiest country singer, David Allan Coe released Penitentiary Blues, a seedy amalgam of country, blues, and rock ’n’ roll. This surprising album is a rare collection of twangy blues riffs about the down-and-out days Coe spent locked up in the South. References to heroin, “Monkey David Wine,” death row, alligators, and “eating meat with a spoon” all flow into place as this underrated masterpiece chugs through you. “Let’s go to the jungle now….”

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