Penthouse Pet of the Month May 2022
Height: 5’3″
Measurements: 32C-26-33
Hometown: Chicago, IL
Fun Fact: Speaks English, Polish, and Italian
Describe your ideal man or woman.
I have a big personality, so my ideal partner should match my energy and be playful. I like men who look like supervillains — and Ryan Gosling. But I like all types of women. It’s hard not to find a woman attractive!
If you could have any job in the world, what would it be and why?
If I could do anything, I would act. It’s a lifelong dream. To me, life is a performance, and nothing compares to connecting with an audience through storytelling. It would be surreal to be able to act for a living.
What do you like to do in your spare time?
I’ll skate at the roller rink, toss a Frisbee at the park, go rock climbing or kayaking, or go explore the city of Miami. I also love staying in to paint or read. But I do enjoy having friends over for dinner.
How did you decide to model for Penthouse?
Penthouse is such a classic; it’s an honor to be involved in such a long-standing tradition that adapts to changes in trends while staying ahead of the curve.
If you could have any job in the world what would it be and why?
I would act. It’s a lifelong dream. To me, life is a performance, and nothing compares to connecting with an audience through storytelling. It would be surreal to be able to act for a living.
Bra or no bra?
No bra!! I love love love the complete shape of my breasts.
Panties or no panties?
Panties, that’s more hygienic for me.
Who knows you the best?
Me!
Have you had any interesting jobs?
As a teen I was a lifeguard, a summer camp counselor, then in college I was a medical scribe and an ABA behavioral therapist for kids with Autism Spectrum Disorder. I’ve also held a lot of volunteer positions, my favorite being the semester I spent working in the art room of a pediatric hospital in New Orleans.
What’s your favorite holiday?
I hate holidays! So much pressure.
When are you the happiest?
I am happiest when I am outside in the healthy, vibrant greenery. I am a jungle cat by all means.
What was your most exciting sexual encounter?
We rented out a Bentley convertible, and we were doing it in the driveway of our Beverly Hills spot with the top down. As I was riding him in the driver’s seat, an older man taking his morning walk saw us. I was totally naked so I ducked down but he only said, “Rock on,” gave us a wave, and kept walking down the hill. It was hilarious and unforgettable.
If you could choose to do anything for a day what would it be?
It’s kind of specific but I’d want to sit with ancient Native Americans and hear their stories, listen to their lessons and wisdom.
Favorite animal?
Ocelot
Have any Pet Peeves?
I can’t stand open-mouth chewing, people who won’t stand up when they’re greeting you, and weird pizza. Who puts ranch instead of tomato sauce on a pizza?
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Subscribe to Penthouse MagazineWhere do you see yourself in five years?
Life is crazy but so is my ambition; in 5 years I would like to see myself acting in film or TV. Big or small, doesn ’t matter to me. I just want to live a life that is true to me and my passions and strengths. If I keep working at the pace I am now, in 5 years I will be working with other passionate people to tell stories through film..
Who is your hero, and why?
Is it bad that I don’t fully have one? I’m inspired by things I see people do every day. Everyone is my hero and no one is.
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Big Island, Hawaii
What gets you in trouble?
I’ve always been a little too naturally curious and took rules as a suggestion when I was younger. I also have a tendency to talk back. Basically, I’m a curious cat and a little brat!