Polish it up with a fancy name like the Mobro 4000, and you still have a heaping pile of rotting trash. Names will not solve the problem.
Tech ‘N’ Roll
Field Reversals
The One-way Street of College Drinking and Sex
Sit Out The Vote
Boozers Of (Some) Renown
Our Forever War
Giannis Antetokounmpo Hits His Head on Heaven
Dialing Down