Soulful Talks with Trip Bri

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A Trip Bri Conversation

I’m sitting here with Trip Bri, Penthouse Pet.

Trip Bri: Hello! Thank you for having me.

How do you navigate the intersection of your personal beliefs and the expectations placed on you by the public, or the industry?

Trip Bri: [sighs] Wow. … First of all, amazing question.

Thank you.

Trip Bri: You guys really did the work on that.

Thank you, again.

Trip Bri: That’s because I think about this actually quite frequently, ‘cause I wrestle with it kind of internally. My personal beliefs in what I do, and what I support, versus what I believe that the public sees me as and what morals they would like me to support, I guess you can say… and I think that, for me, it’s complicated.

I think that while I value the sort of ‘my body is a temple’ values internally, I also try to remember that a lot of people look at temples. A lot of people go visit temples, and it doesn’t really destroy them, and so I try… I try to remind myself also, there is … I think there’s a lot of judgement that comes from the public — that comes as a projection. I try to remind myself that who I am and what I do, those aspects are not intersected as much as people like to portray them. And so, like I said, I do think that the body is a temple, and it is to be treated with respect. That’s one of my personal beliefs, and so, I try not to share my physical body with a lot of partners at a time, while I continue to respect others who do. But I also believe that a temple can have a lot of visitors and still be sacred.

Great answer. I love that. What role do you think social media plays in shaping the public’s perception today?

Trip Bri: Social media — the internet itself, is such a fascinating third place because all of us are a little bit of a different version of ourselves on social media than we are in reality. That applies whether you’re just a commenter, or a spectator, or a poster. I think that social media, with the sort of faceless aspect of it, for commenters and the sort of identity-less aspect of it for influencers and posters, those of us who don’t generally make our posting our identity, I think it kind of creates this weird third space where all that we really see is someone’s façade.

That’s why I’ve been — I think that’s why the de-influencing trend has started to be such a big thing. I think that people are really starting to crave the candidness and the sort of anti-influencer unpolished personal element of it. So I think it’s definitely been a looking glass. Social media has been a looking glass into who we really are, what we really want. I think it’s taken some time to get there, but I actually think we’re making solid progress toward observing ourselves in a more natural light than we have through social media.

Great answer. If you could give a TED Talk on a subject outside of your expertise, what would it be?

Trip Bri: Outside of my expertise? I think I would love to talk about calculus and the physics of space and Earth. I’m actually conceptually really good at math, but I’m terrible at the actual performance of the numbers. And calculus is cool. I took it in college, and conceptually, I find it so cool how the different formulas represent ways that numbers and shapes and movements of the universe relate to one another. It’s certainly out of my expertise, but if I could give a TED Talk, I would definitely love to give one on calculus and the cosmos. [laughs]

How do you envision the future of your industry, and where do you see yourself fitting into that vision?

Trip Bri: Yeah, I actually also think about that one all the time. I don’t think that it’s going to stay the way that it was. I think that — I mean the world that we live in — everything has begun accelerating so much more than before. I mean you can look at it in everything through interior design trends, to clothing trends, to the speed at which social media algorithms change.

I mean, even just the type of content I was posting a couple of years ago, or a year ago, is different than the type of content I need to create now. The organic algorithm changes. The future of the industry — I have no prediction immediately off the top of my head, but I have no doubt that the next evolution is going to involve something a little more material. Like, I think VR is going to be a really big thing that’s going to come up. I think the OnlyFans thing is interesting, because it was the natural next evolution for porn. Like, it went from impersonal performances to the highly personal interactive. And so, I think it’s going to continue to get more interactive.

How I fit into it, I see one of two things. I see myself either retiring entirely from it and stepping away or creating something that hasn’t existed before, which I think is actually a passion of mine and something I’d like to do. It’s on my bucket list. I really want to create a non-sexual free retreat for women who do what I do to be in a space with other women with potential to do breath work, to go sunning, and swimming in the river naked, and be with each other naked in a non-sexual way and remember that we are actually just little human bodies running around this planet. I’d love to provide sex therapists and sex talks to these women. I think it would be…

Women lack a lot of community nowadays. Our world is really isolating, and our culture very isolating. I think how women have survived for so long has been through strong female culture and sisterhood, and so I think creating what I consider currently is lacking in this world is in the next step for me. I’d really like to create safe spaces for girls like me.

I love that one! Come on now, stop being so fantastic. What has been one of the biggest challenges you’ve faced in your career, and how did you overcome it?

Trip Bri: I think that no matter what anybody says, I’ve observed it within myself and within others … the career that we do has, can have, a pretty negative impact on romantic relationships — especially if you are with someone who is interested in monogamy and has just a different perspective on it.

I think for me, when you’re in an intimate relationship with somebody, well, first of all, the work that we do puts us so into the spotlight that we are really hard on ourselves, and it can be really draining. So first I’ve observed that a need for your partner to support you consistently and pick you back up is pretty crucial. That’s been one impact that I’ve seen. … Since I stare at myself — on my phone, on my camera — all day long, I’m staring at minutia that I wouldn’t notice otherwise, and I think having a partner be there and dealing with that has more often than not been a point of tension in my life. I also think that involving them in the work that I do is kind of hard. … It’s a hard ask — for me, for my partner. Especially, when we’ve done live streams, that’s been, I think, the biggest point of contention. It’s really hard for a man to have to perform live when he’s not personally trained, or decided to enter the industry, when he’s just a regular guy who has no training or any of that but also doesn’t want you to sleep with anyone else for that. So, it’s a really, really, tricky thing to navigate… so, I think that’s been the biggest thing I’ve noticed.

That’s another great answer.

Trip Bri: [laughs]

Do you think the role of celebrity and influencers changed in the digital age?

Trip Bri: I do.

How?

Trip Bri: I think that celebrities used to be these mysterious creatures … and I think of super-models in the early and late 90s. I mean they would show up at events, they would take photos, they would look mysterious and cool, and then they would retreat and maybe paparazzi would catch them doing something, but nobody was stalking them with their cellphones. That wasn’t a thing… and now it’s so ubiquitous with the cellphone that you can’t really have that mystique as a celebrity anymore. I also think that with that lack of mystique, people have generally stopped praising celebrities as much. They’ve had a lot more opportunities for missteps and we’ve had too many social media missteps with celebrities that got a little bit too loose and too much of a look into what their lives look like, I think that people have lost a lot of interest in mystique in influencers and celebrities as things to be praised. I think that now — like I said earlier — people are looking to de-influence and become relatable. I think we are looking to find relatable people on the internet … which …

I don’t know if I fall into that category, but…

I think you’re very relatable, are you kidding?

Trip Bri: [laughs] Thank you.

How do you balance your public persona with maintaining personal privacy?

Trip Bri: Yeah… I think that thinking of, like a compartmentalization of … thinking of my persona Trip Bri as a project — rather than an extension of myself — makes it easier. I really do enjoy blending my creative interests into my work. So that element of it I do put out there, but as for my privacy, I don’t really post my day-to-day. I think I just keep it … I stick to work, you know? I post a cute photo, but I don’t need the world to know where I’m going to get lunch and stuff. I let myself live my life. I don’t photograph all my experiences, for me.

I love that answer.

Trip Bri: [laughs]

What’s something people might be surprised to learn about your upbringing or early life?

Trip Bri: Everyone thinks I was a cheerleader. I was a shaved-head musical theater rugby player. I was not in the slightest what people imagine. I was Polish speaking … I mean I learned English, but I had an accent through elementary school. I had short hair, [and] in high school I had long hair, but I was a musical theater kid, and then in college, I shaved my head, and I played rugby. I think that people would not expect that of me at all.

That is very true.

Trip Bri: [laughs]

You’ve shocked me. How do you define happiness, and what does it mean to you personally?

Trip Bri: Happiness is a massive term … there are so many large and small moments of happiness that fill up a whole pot of it. And I think that it’s a balance of the big and the small. … ‘Cause you can’t always seek happiness to grow, you have to seek wholeness.

I think when you can be happy with the unhappiness that you’ve had, when you can be happy that your suffering has made you who you are — and brought you to where you are — that can fill the larger happiness hole.

Then the smaller happiness for me is definitely the liberty to wake up when I want to, and the liberty to have a slow morning, and the liberty to travel freely into the woods when I want to disappear. And that … that means everything to me. I think to have the mental freedom to sit down and not have to do anything for a little bit and also knowing that the moments where I’m working, and I’m tired, and I feel ugly and fat and unloved, and all those things that don’t make me happy, being happy that I get to have those experiences is also a part of my happiness … if that makes sense.

It makes total sense. Ok, one more question. Could you share a personal story of when you almost gave up but decided to keep going?

Trip Bri: I can! I actually can!

I was in a very tough relationship, and he took everything from me after we started this work together. He took over all of the business elements, and I naively trusted him and believed for years that I had no worth outside of just making TikToks and making OnlyFans content. And when it came time to acknowledge that I couldn’t accept that anymore, I almost gave up. I actually tried to give up. Essentially, I tried everything except going out on my own. I thought I could negotiate with him. I thought I could do anything other than trying to go out on my own. …

Eventually I, with the power of really good friends and people telling me to get a lawyer, was able to actually liberate myself from a situation that kept me completely stuck and financially dependent. And now I get the absolute — I will say, if anyone is reading or listening to this and thinking about something similar and is scared to take that leap, I highly encourage it because on the other side of that risk, on the other side of that jump, is the most abundant wealth of self-fulfillment and self-independence and adventure. Ever since I didn’t let myself give up, I’ve found an absolute trove of joy, and so I’ve been really grateful for that.

That was great. Those were great answers…

Trip Bri: Thank you.

As you can probably tell, Trippie “Trip” Bri has a lot to say these days and most of it centers around joy. Can’t argue with that goal for sure. You can catch the official Pet Background in these pages, of course, and she has Instagram and backup Instagram and backup backup Instagram — because apparently she knows her tendency to push boundaries. All the struggle adds to her happiness, though, so we see no downside. To be fair, we have yet to see a downside to this one at all.

POTUS

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POTUS WTF

People refer to “election fatigue” as the feeling of having been battered for so long with positive, negative, and contradictory information about one’s chosen candidate that the voter feels exhausted, demoralized, and/or itching for a fight. Well, that’s how I feel, anyway. But take heart: No matter who gets your vote in a couple of weeks, your special candidate isn’t the first to have been compared with Satan. And while 2016 has indeed been a pretty depressing election season, it’s important to remember that our presidents have been up to their one-percenter asses in intrigue throughout the history of the Republic.

> JAMES “MISS NANCY” BUCHANAN (POTUS 1857-1861 — Democrat)

Historians often count James Buchanan among our worst presidents. He’s not saddled with starting the Civil War (that was brewing for a long time) so much as he stands accused of being ineffectual in stopping it. A lifelong bachelor, our 15th president developed a strong attachment to William Rufus King, who in 1853 became vice president under Franklin Pierce. Prior to this, Buchanan and King roomed together for a decade, and Washington gossips noted how the Pennsylvanian Buchanan began to affect the Southern accent and dress of King. Former president Andrew Jackson (1829- 1837) called the pair “Miss Nancy” and “Aunt Fancy,” which is a PRETTY sick burn when you consider the times.

> GEORGE H.W. BUSH (POTUS 1989-1993 — Republican)

It’s a sad fact of celebrity that the things we regular slobs do all the time are used as fodder for comedians, TV shows, and the Internet if one is even remotely famous. While driving down the freeway last February, for example, I felt an overwhelming urge to throw up, so I pulled over on the shoulder and booted right there, in broad daylight, as hundreds of cars drove by. Is it on the Internet? Nope. But President George H.W. Bush vomited on the Japanese prime minister in 1992, inspiring not only an honest-to-God popular expression in Japan (bushusuru — “to do the Bush thing”), but also thousands of snarky jokes and YouTube views. (Go ahead — look it up. Slow down the video. You see the whole thing. And pray that if you ever do that yourself, your significant other is as awesome as Barbara Bush when it happens.)

> LYNDON B’S “JUMBO” JOHNSON (POTUS 1963-1969 — Democrat)

Despite the fact that he began the job in the wake of the Kennedy assassination and was hobbled by the Vietnam War and civil unrest by the end of his term, Texan Lyndon Johnson was by most accounts a breath of fresh air in the White House, countering Kennedy’s Yankee reservedness with an earthiness that was sometimes shocking. Notoriously, LBJ made sure to let everyone from his tailor to members of Congress know that his own member was pretty big. In fact, he named it “Jumbo,” and anyone unlucky enough to encounter him in the men’s room would be treated to the president shaking it around and demanding: “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?”

> CALVIN COOLIDGE WINS A BET (POTUS 1923-1929 — Republican)

Speaking of Yankee reservedness, there was nothing jazzy about Jazz Age president Calvin Coolidge, who was nicknamed “Silent Cal” for his lack of loquacity. Born in Vermont and elected governor of Massachusetts before becoming vice president in Warren Harding’s scandal-plagued administration, Coolidge got the top job when his boss up and died. He preferred to leave the talking to his vivacious wife, Grace, at social functions where, according to one story, a local busybody told Coolidge she’d made a bet that she could get more than three words out of him. Without looking at her, Coolidge replied: “You lose.”

> GROVER SENDS YOU OVER (POTUS 1885-1889, 1893- 1897 — Democrat)

As our relatively young country matures, it gets harder to remember interesting tidbits about the presidents in the middle, like Grover Cleveland, who was the only president to be elected to two nonconsecutive terms. He was both the 22nd and 24th president, with Benjamin Harrison serving between the two terms. Prior to his presidency, Cleveland was a true Warden of the North in that he, as Sheriff of Erie County in northwestern New York, twice executed criminals himself. Unlike Ned Stark’s character, however, Cleveland dispatched the two men by hanging them.

> TWO THINGS ABOUT MILLARD FILLMORE (POTUS 1850-1853 — Whig)

Millard Fillmore, our 13th president, is renowned for being one of our most boring. But there are a couple of things that make him more interesting: (1) He was the last Whig to be president. Since he left office in 1853, every president has been either a Democrat or a Republican. (Say what you will about the Ross Perots, John Andersons, Gary Johnsons, and Jill Steins of the world, but really? A century and a half of the same two parties?) And (2) Fillmore named his daughter after himself. “Millard” was his mother’s maiden name and, in order to pass the name along, Fillmore named his daughter Millard. History does not say if he called her “Junior.”

> ROOSEVELT DIED WITH HIS GOOMAH IN THE ROOM (POTUS 1933-1945 — Democrat)

Franklin Roosevelt (the only president to be elected to four terms, and the one who led us out of the Great Depression with a slew of social programs that, if he were running today, would brand him a goddamn Communist) had a mistress that his wife, the long-suffering Eleanor, knew about. While working as the First Lady’s social secretary, Lucy Mercer and Roosevelt began an affair in 1916 — at least partially egged on by Eleanor’s own cousin (who certainly knew how to throw a sister under the bus). Eleanor discovered the affair and FDR vowed to end it, lest his dignified family be shamed. But the two continued to see each other over the years, in meetings arranged by the Roosevelts’ daughter, Anna. While sitting for a portrait commissioned by Mercer in the Georgia retreat of Warm Springs in 1945, Roosevelt said, “I have a terrific pain in the back of my head,” and collapsed of a stroke. He died two hours later.

> LIFE AND DEATH BUDDIES (Founding Fathers POTUS Pals)

For every Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr there’s a John Adams and Thomas Jefferson. The second and third presidents, respectively, Adams (1797-1801) and Jefferson (1801-1809) started out as bitter rivals (Jefferson once called Adams a “hermaphrodite”), but in the struggle and toil of crafting a nation out of nothing, they became great friends, writing lengthy and often contentious letters to one another long after they’d left office. Jefferson and Adams both died on July 4, 1826, the 50th anniversary of the United States. Not knowing Jefferson had died several hours earlier, Adams on his deathbed uttered some version of: “At least Jefferson yet survives!”

> WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON (POTUS 1841 — Whig)

Our ninth president was 68 years old when he took office on March 4, 1841 (Inauguration Day was moved to January in 1937), and it was said that because William Henry Harrison wanted to prove his vitality, he purposefully rode a horse in the rain and delivered a two-hour speech, hatless and coatless, on a cold Washington morning. But that isn’t what killed him 30 days later. No, the White House was fairly close to a dumping ground for raw sewage (imagine!), and the new president came down with enteric fever — or typhus — about nine days before he died. So somewhere between the three inaugural balls he attended and the day-to-day business of running the country, W. H. Harrison ingested something contaminated with fecal matter and died of it. His was the shortest presidency in history, and he was the first president to die in office. And of poo, his Vice President, John Tyler, succeeded him.

> JOHN QUINCY ADAMS WAS A MURDEROUS PIMP (POTUS 1825-1829 — Republican)

It was once thought that 2008 was the most vicious political campaign in history, but it was a walk in the park compared to this year, right? [All this before anyone had witnessed the 2024 campaign debate between President Biden and candidate Trump. -Ed.]
Nevertheless, there has never been a “Golden Age” of American politics the way there has been for, say, porn, and we close this history lesson with a stern warning that words can hurt. The brutal 1828 campaign between President John Quincy Adams and Andrew Jackson (1829-1837) got so personal that Jackson believed it killed his wife, Rachel, who was accused of bigamy for courting Jackson while she was still technically married to another man. Jackson’s surrogates then accused Quincy Adams of pimping out his maid to a Russian czar while he was ambassador there. But the former charge stuck, and when Rachel suddenly died following her husband’s election, Jackson blamed it on the strain Quincy Adams and his supporters put on her and never forgave him. So, does #crookedhillary measure up to Miss Nancy? And does Trump’s mouth diarrhea hold his own against puking on the Prime Minister of Japan? Ultimately, the candidates’ fates rest in your capable hands. But find comfort knowing that the road to the White House was paved with shitbaggery and buffoonery long before this race.

Ah, the perilous POTUS path. … As introduced, this little bit of American history first published in our magazine during the original Donald Trump & MAGA vs Everybody Else election in 2016. While we have no interest in offering yet another media opinion or what should or should not be “proper” in any situation, let alone who “should” win where and what they should do afterwards,, this author will share a bit of personal experience: Simply ask anyone who has ever lived on a farm, and they will confirm a simple fact: You can find no way to clean a swamp that will not get mud all over you, and it will smell pretty darned foul in the process. … You could, of course, do lots of independent research starting here or even here.

Confidentially, Marica Hase

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Marica Hase — Pet Confidential

While we understand that print publications have space limitations — not to mention inferiority complexes these days — one would think that they could do a little better with an introduction for someone who has to rank as one of the mightiest Pets ever, not to mention one of the most optimistic and cheerful. Quite literally, Marica Hase has few peers.

For example, Marica has a charming and unique way of sharing 25 Things No One Knows About Marica Hase, although we will confess to adding the 25th one ourselves, however. You will understand why. …

  1. If I weren’t a Porn star/centerfold, I would be an author. I read 5-7 novels per week when I was a kid. I think an author and a porn star are kind of the same work, as they are both able to express themselves without feeling embarrassed.
  2. My 1st job was modeling for a girls’ fashion magazine.
  3. My nickname growing up was “Ringo” which means ‘an apple’ in Japanese. Because my cheeks were really pink.
  4. I love a certain Japanese snack that I can no longer name. I miss it, but I forgot what they call it. I’ve spent too long here in USA.
  5. When I was 18 I learned how to drive in Japan, but I didn’t drive much. I had to relearn driving when I moved to USA. My 1st car was a Volkswagen Beetle.
  6. I speak Japanese as my 1st language. I also speak some English.
  7. My favorite band is “Globe.”
  8. I like to cuddle with my cat to relax. His name is “Tenn” which means Angel.
  9. My hobby is swimming.
  10. I used to be a competitive swimmer, and I won a big swimming competition when I was growing up.
  11. I was born and raised in Tokyo, Japan. But I live in the USA now.
  12. The one thing I do every night before I go to sleep, and every morning when I wake up is check about the news in Japan on the internet.
  13. I always travel with a Novel. I am addicted to reading.
  14. My favorite food to eat is a Japanese food called Natto.
  15. I like to collect Cosplay outfits.
  16. My favorite meal to make is Fish combo in Japanese style.
  17. I just started swimming again to stay in shape.
  18. My favorite things to wear are Porn-style outfits, because I can become a different personality.
  19. I don’t sleep with my head facing north because you can die. It is a Japanese superstition.
  20. I don’t like chili beans.
  21. I have a latex allergy. I can’t use any toys made from latex.
  22. I broke my baby toe once.
  23. My favorite movie is Sex In The City. The ladies have work lives and love lives that are very attractive to me.
  24. My favorite color is pink. I love cute stuff. I want to be a girl forever.
  25. [Not a human being ever born can read Marica’s signature in English.]

To be very clear, when editing we work diligently to avoid changing the way someone writes which reflects their natural speech accurately. Long, long ago the wisest among us have learned that one should never poke fun at the way someone speaks English unless one can speak their native language fluently as well. We find it much like that whole trying to teach a pig to sing thing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. (Also, it makes you look like an uncouth idiot, which admittedly might be accurate at that particular moment.)

As per our custom, we prevailed upon lovely (and dear) Sam Phillips to reach out and see what might be new with Ms. Marica Hase, which she did, clearly adding to the lovely and dear reputation.

What have you been doing professionally since we last spoke? (Haven’t you been doing productions for Japanese companies etc,)

Marica Hase Signature (Really. Swear.)Since I met you last time I found uterine cancer. And it’s already over. I won again!!!! Hihihihihi

Yes I know I beat cancer two times (breast and uterus now). Everybody is so sweet to me. So They say “I am so sorry.” … But I became stronger mentally and physically through my experiences.

I am still doing porn, but I have started to focus on all entertainment jobs with
mainstream movies, TV shows and even mainstream events … (I include more details at question #2 coming up.)

Also, while not “work” you asked about, but as MARICA HASE I want to show my strong mental and physical strength, especially for cancer patients or people around them to offer support.

I even tried to run the Honolulu marathon last year. It was my 1st time running a marathon. And I finished running 26.2 miles (42.195k)!

What are some cool jobs you have done in the last few years? Catch me up!

Since I am back in the industry from fighting my breast cancer. I got my 11th trophy to be included in “Hall of Fame.”

I want to show/create my passion in front of the camera throughout my life. I really love working in the porn industry. And I never think that I want to retire. … I really love to create, so I am thinking porn is one of the tools. Now I have started to try other tools too.

I started acting in mainstream movies. And I did voice over work for anime. Also, I started to host Anime Matsuri which is the 2nd largest anime event in the USA. I am hosting on the stage. But as you know my English is broken, so I sometimes can’t understand. Then I ask customers, “Somebody translate for me?”

It works! Everybody is laughing. And it is an Anime event so somebody can speak Japanese.

Also, I am attending a Porn event in Taiwan every year. My fans say, ” Oh I was your fan when you started porn in Japan, but you moved to the USA … so I really can’t believe I can see you in person”

I am so happy that I could see many of my fans in the world. I really want to make them happy through my performance as much as they make me happy. Also, I have some biiiiiiiiiiiiig project. So please stay with Marica Hase forever!

I really enjoy everything.

Tell me a little about your cats, how many do you have and how old are they now?

I live with two cats and one dog now. When I met you last time, I believe I lived with only two cats. My 1st cat passed away last spring. He moved to the USA from Japan with me. Since then he has been my best partner. We talked to each other about everything. We hold watch each other every night on the bed. He is my best son. He is my best friend. He is my everything.

His name was TENN, which means an angel in Japanese. He became a real angel, but he is still with me. I ordered jewelry made from his ashes. So he is still with me and we talk every day.

Also, I have a second son. His name is “TARO” …. Just typical Japanese boy’s name like MIKE or JON. Because he and his family used to live in front of my place, which is a street cat. I was feeding him every day. so I needed to give him a temporary name. I did not want to catch him. I know Tenn is super jealous, but it is too late. I started to love him. So I caught him and this family then found a forever home, including my home for TARO.

My 3rd cat name’s “NATSUYASUMI.” His name means summer vacation in Japanese. Because I wanted him to play very hard like a kid and play very hard during summer vacation. And I feel he is TENN’s reincarnation. He does everything like when TENN does. Except one thing … He is Pica. So he eats everything. wall, plastic, my hair, bed. … There was a huge carpet by my bed, but he ate everything. So I need to be extra careful. But I am super happy that I adopted him. If somebody lost him, maybe the person will return to him. Because he is too much. But I really love him.

Also, I adopted 16-yr-old dog. His name is Loki. He is blind but has too much energy. I want to make him super happy for the rest of his life.

OMG! toooooo much animals hahaha. I live for them.

Can you tell the story about how Boosan came to be?

His name is “BUUSAN” lol. One day, My Japanese agency brought Buusan to my place. Then he introduced me “Hi. I am BUUSAN. I came here to support Marica.” I believe this was when I was around 27 years old. So I was a little bit old to play with him. lol. If people ask, I always answer, “He was with me since I was baby” to them. Because I am embarrassed. lol

Over the years since I met him, I made his IG account. I go everywhere with him. I post all my journey on my YouTube channel with him. Now he is really famous. He was even booked for actual magazine cover shoot and centerfold shoot with me. He became an award-winning pig.

There is an XBIZ content creator award called “BAZOWIE.” Buusan and I won 4 years in a row in the category for “Best Human/Adorable Critter Collaboration (Suidae Division)” and “Quirkiest Accomplishment” too. They gave us a very beautiful trophy. Now we have 5 trophies as “MARICA HASE AND BUUSAN THE PIG.”

This makes me very happy. Because I do not want to be just a sexy porn star I want to show more personality and creativity.

Marica Hase and Buusan The PigWe always try to be honest around here, if for no other reason that if people want to hear lies and half-truths, all they have to do would be turn on the news. Doesn’t matter which network, or where you put yourself on the political spectrum. Media has become about clicks, where scandal and outrage drive the machine. Speaking of clicks, that cute little Buusan has over 5,000 followers as you may have noticed if you clicked on his link. Following Buusan, though, that we can get behind. Marica has her own Instagram, if you’re curious, and even an “X” identity, which seems oddly appropriate, considering. … As for the final photograph here of the stars of our show today, Sam Phillips sent it in when one of the old people that remembers trustworthy news shows sent her a text and asked about Buusan. It would be wrong not to include it, of course.

Bottom line, if you can read all of that about Marica and not fall just a little bit in love, you should probably call your doctor as soon as possible. You have a problem with your heart.

Tasha Reign

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Meet Your Meat … Tasha Reign

You may know me as Tasha Reign, porn actress, model, and all-around sex vixen. I chose this profession; I wasn’t duped, or coerced, or sold into it. I love my job and am thankful for all the opportunities the adult industry has afforded me. I worked damn hard in school and graduated from UCLA. Countless overnighters, term papers, midterms, and final exams, all juggled with my blossoming career in the porn industry. It was a luxury—making adult films with the mind-set of a women’s studies major at a prestigious institution, fueling my drive to change the world while paying for my college education.

I am a feminist. I make art with my body. I make money with my body, too. This is my choice and my right. A woman should have full autonomy over her own body—be it having sex on camera or wearing a burkini on a beach somewhere in France. But it’s difficult for people to grasp the idea that someone can be both sexual and intellectual. These traits are not mutually exclusive. I have a brain. I am capable of free thought and complex emotions. And, I have sex on camera because I enjoy it. Bow to me.

But being a sex worker comes with its own unique, often overlooked, set of challenges, to say the least. And we are frequently blamed for many of the social problems that mainstream society would rather not acknowledge.

As a porn star, even dating can be frustrating. Every night there is a barrage of pro athletes, comedians, and other confident gentlemen sliding into my social media and hitting me on DM to “hang out,” or “date,” or “fly me out.”

Most recently, there was an NHL player who pursued me. It started off fine–friendly banter over Instagram. He liked my body, I liked his…and soon we graduated to texting. He was very charming and romantic. He wanted to meet in person, so he bought me a ticket to fly out and see him. It was lovely. I really enjoyed his company.

In the beginning of our courtship, he was very sweet. But as time went on, something in his brain switched and our romance rapidly devolved. He expressed anger at my “first interracial scene.” I thought he was joking, but he was very serious. Apparently, it didn’t bother him that I did scenes with other men, but their race was an issue. Finally, he punctuated our brief interaction with a few texts. Nicer ones like, “I’m just not looking for a serious relationship,” “I’m just not at the place in my life,” and “I just don’t want to share you.” And not-so-nice ones like, “Your parents can’t be proud of you,” and “You’re a slut.”

Unfortunately, this behavior is pretty typical. This guy actively sought me out because of who I am, was interested in dating me because of who I am, but because he couldn’t deal with the reality of who I am, tried to shame me in an effort to make himself feel better about his own shortcomings.

But he is not alone in his actions.

During my days as a college student, I was confronted by a fellow “feminist” while guest lecturing on a panel about feminism and the adult industry. This woman was looking for a fight. She scathed that she had seen a porn video in which a man called a woman a “whore” and a “stupid slut.” She aggressively disapproved. What she failed to realize is that the adult industry is a business predicated on supply and demand. The industry didn’t create the idea or the practice of degrading women. On the contrary, the video was made because there was a demand for it, by men and women. Porn is an objective reflection of what the market—and society at large—wants. Turn our culture into a feminist one, and porn will follow.

“You are perpetuating these attitudes in a society that oppresses women!” she announced. “How could you be so naive?”
“Naive.” That’s always the assumption. I was her fellow student. I was lecturing her, sharing my experiences. Yet somehow I’m dumb or gullible, because, to her, porn stars do what they do because they aren’t smart enough to do anything else. That stigma has been drilled into us from the time we identify what a “whore” is. For a porn star, this kind of sexual shaming is an everyday reality.

No matter how educated I become, no matter how much I write and accomplish and enlighten and fight, I will always be reduced by this kind of so-called feminist to what I do for a living. I wanted to shout that at her. But I was rendered unable to speak or move. I was almost in tears, actually.

I fail to see what much of the world sees—I fail to see what’s wrong with having and enjoying sex on camera. And while the social issues I encounter because of my work are all too real, there are many other financial, legal, and safety issues I face that punish me for living the honest life I have chosen.

Think keeping your legally earned and taxable income at a bank is a walk in the park? It is if you’re not a sex worker. It’s not that simple for me. Banks have the “right” to choose whose money they want associated with their business. In recent years, hundreds of performers have had their Chase bank accounts frozen and/or shut down due to being affiliated with this legal business we call pornography. I’ve had numerous accounts closed on me as well.

Can you imagine if your bank closed your account because of your job? Or because of your religion? Or because of your sexual preference? It’s demoralizing, like they think that my money and I are tainted. I wonder how many Chase executives watch porn, only to wash up, go to work, and deny me the basic universal privilege of a low-interest savings account. What if doctors and lawyers magically lost favor with banks? Or blue-collar workers?

The banking system, however, is emblematic of a larger issue: a lack of legal protections and advocacy for people who work in the sex industry.

If a college girl goes to a frat party and gets raped or assaulted, it’s widely (and correctly) seen as a tragedy. No normal person would think otherwise. But if I was still in college and I went to a frat party (which I steered clear of during my years on campus) and got raped or assaulted, what kind of prejudices do you think the police, a judge, and jury would bring to that trial?

In February 2014, a Duke freshman alleged that she was raped and was immediately discredited (in court and by her community) when it was revealed that she had starred in pornographic films. The message was clear: We are rape-able. I guess that when I decided to make a living with my body and my sexuality, I signed over my human rights as well. Yes, adult film stars are consenting adults in movies, but that certainly doesn’t mean we are universally consenting to all sexual acts. How is this so hard to understand?

Don’t worry about me. I will continue to thrive in a career that I love. But I would also like some semblance of a sane social life, a reliable bank account, equal legal protection, and to engage in a normal conversation with someone from the mainstream every once in a while. Attacking a sex worker is fairly easy, but I fear that the problems I face are more deeply rooted in our collective DNA as a way for some to protect themselves against a larger societal shame that limits their life choices.

So my question remains: If I have the balls to get naked on camera, why don’t so many others have the balls to fucking get over themselves?

Members can see more – anatomically – of Tasha Reign over at PenthouseGold, of course, but while admittedly our June, 2011, Pet of the Month has great physical beauty, we still tend to appreciate her brain the most. Now, granted, most of us have been seeing beautiful and sexually-liberated women around regularly for years, but given that, consider our expertise when we tell you that the brain remains no matter what time does to the rest of the body. We love that.

For more on feminism in these very pages, look to Legacy. You might think more about industry women in general by not going very far either. Think about the power of sexual identity. Or even consider the thoughts of another famous Pet, should you wish. Of course, there are any number of outside considerations of the theory regarding sex workers and feminism. You may search easily and at length for either support or dismissal of the Tasha Reign themes herein, actually. Although to be clear, not many of those have our level of illustration. Nobody ever said learning had to be boring.

Astor Place as a Metaphor

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The Astor Place Riot of 1849

[Consider the political mentality present at Astor Place. We’ll provide perspective.]

America’s testy relationship with Shakespeare is nothing new.

The theater is a great place to make a point. Take, for instance, this past June, when members of the alt-right rushed the stage at New York’s Shakespeare in the Park to protest the title character’s more-than-passing resemblance to President Trump in a production of Julius Caesar.

Part publicity stunt, part narrow-mindedness from people who clearly haven’t seen a lot of theater, the Public Theater protests grabbed headlines. But they were far from unprecedented. In fact, Americans have a testy relationship with Shakespeare that dates back centuries — and compared to the most violent such blow-up in U.S. history, this kerfuffle looks downright adorable.

A grainy video that got retweeted a bunch of times? Okay, how about 10,000 Macbeth fans battling armed militiamen in the streets of lower Manhattan? Welcome to the Astor Place Riot of 1849.

The first thing to know is that in nineteenth-century America, Shakespeare was not an acquired taste. He was beloved by rich and poor alike, and his works were everywhere. Alexis de Tocqueville, touring the country in the 1830s, was shocked to find copies of his plays in the most far-flung frontier cabins. any towns even had hotels and saloons named after the Bard.

Americans loved Shakespeare, but for a young nation trying to carve out its own identity, there was baggage, too. Stateside audiences had grown tired of the usual (read: English) ways of performing the Bard, a cerebral style associated with William Charles Macready, a British actor who was widely acclaimed as the best of his generation. Contrast that with a guy like Edwin Forrest, America’s first homegrown star, who was higher energy and more physical on the stage. Theatergoers across the U.S. argued over who was the better actor, and the argument went well beyond aesthetics: It all fed into the country’s larger divide between wealthy English interests and working-class American ones. Something had to give.

As it happened, both Macready and Forrest were set to perform Macbeth on the same night in May 1849, just a few blocks apart. The trouble started a few days earlier, when hundreds of Forrest supporters infiltrated the audience of the Brit-friendly Astor Place Theatre and booed Macready before he’d even uttered a word. They held up a banner reading, “NO APOLOGIES — IT IS TOO LATE.”

Within minutes the cast was being pelted with eggs, apples, potatoes, bits of wood, coins, vials of medicine, and at least one old shoe. Macready tried to go on with the show anyway — until a rowdy saloon-keeper hurled a chair at him.

Back in his hotel room, the actor was poised to quit and return to England for good, but a letter signed by forty-odd American intellectuals, including Washington Irving and Herman Melville, convinced him to stick around for one final performance at Astor Place.

To ensure the theater’s safety, on the morning of May 10, the mayor assembled 800 policemen, plus volunteer state militia in the form of cavalry, infantry, and light artillery. Sure enough, by the time Macready’s show opened at 7:30 that evening, 10,000 angry New Yorkers had gathered in the streets around the Astor Place. Anti-British protestors started pelting the theater with cobblestones from a nearby construction site; others tried (and failed) to set the building on fire, while the play was still going on inside. Even when the police and militia arrived, at around 9 P.M., the mob held the upper hand. Until, that is, they decided to start shooting. Musket fire filled the air, and then bodies — of protestors and innocent bystanders like — hit the ground. Some were carried into the Astor Place Theatre to safety, where American blood seeped into British velvet benches.

By the time the smoke had cleared, hours later, more than 25 civilians were dead. Upwards of 50 soldiers had been wounded. At least that many citizens, too. Wagons were pulled down Broadway to retrieve bodies from the surrounding shops and benches. All told, it was the bloodiest military event involving civilians the country had seen since the Revolution.

In addition to causing so much death and destruction, the Astor Place Riot ended up further solidifying the class divide in New York, and deepened the emerging gulf in the country between “high” and “low” culture. But the alt-right of today should take note: Even when surrounded by actual gunfire, the show could not be stopped. In fact, one critic wrote that he never saw a better finale of Macbeth than he did from Macready that night.

Hey, “Always leave them wanting more,” lives as the central performance standard, right? Borrowing from a different title, although almost certainly also performed at Astor Place, perhaps the more accurate question, at least as far as everyday life goes, would be, “To see or not to see?” … That tends to be the most common issue we face. You see? … And if you wish to Astor Place Theater these days, apparently you can do that again. You probably should not bring muskets.

By the way, Michael Hingston is a writer based in Edmonton, Alberta. He was our Senior Editor’s kindergarten boyfriend. [Just editorially, he should have stuck with her, as she would eventually be Executive Editor of this publication for a time, and superior person for always.]

Fort Knox

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Our Golden Secret in Fort Knox

Mention Fort Knox and most people think of the massive mountain of gold stored in the United States Bullion Depository. The Kentucky outpost does indeed hold a chunk of the federal treasury’s precious metal, which recently amounted to 147.3 million ounces. But one could argue Fort Knox’s real riches reside in the nearby military installation of the same name that has become a model of energy resiliency and efficiency as it has the ability to run indefinitely off the grid.

The journey to such sustainability has taken more than 20 years and counting — along with some trial and error. It also followed decades of solely receiving natural gas and coal-fueled electrical power from Louisville Gas & Electric (LG&E).

A wind turbine project was tested at Knox in the 1990s, but the state’s lack of consistent wind meant that option was lost on the breeze. That was followed up with a solar array of about 10,000 panels established on 10 acres of land. The array is still in use today, but due to the area’s temperate weather, its output fluctuates. Knox’s energy program manager R.J. Dyrdek says the array can produce about 2.1 megawatts of power. But the installation’s needs are far greater.

Next, the energy crew turned their attention to Kentucky’s underground caves to harness geothermal technology to utilize the Earth’s natural temperatures for heating and cooling.

“The idea is that the ground below 48 inches deep is roughly 55 degrees all year,” says Jason Root, director of the Fort Knox Directorate of Public Works. “In the summertime, 55 degrees is great because you can use that temperature to help absorb air-conditioning heat from the cooling process in the summer. In the winter, 55 degrees helps as you attempt to cool the soil further, having the heat generated in the air conditioning process sent to the building to heat it. This is done via deep wells and sealed water piping called ground source heat pumps.”

This effort has proven successful with at least 250 facilities using it. Additionally, Knox has established well fields to circulate water for most of the base’s buildings.

“It’s about three times as efficient as buying an electric heater and standard air conditioner at your house,” Dyrdek explains. “It saves us money and can pay back the added expense of pipes and wells in under eight years.”

However, that system showed its limitations in 2009 when an ice storm affected the outside utility power lines connected to the base.

“We didn’t have power for 10 days,” Dyrdek recalls.

That meant there was also no heat or water, and Dyrdek acknowledges, “That quickly became way more important than just no lights.”

Root adds, “That ice storm forced us into a completely new way of understanding energy and approaching resilience and security.”

The team then eyed a system of decentralized power generation, which ultimately carried a $62 million price tag. Natural gas deposits below Fort Knox were tapped as a source of electricity-spinning fuel, which would eliminate Knox’s reliance on local utilities and result in less of an environmental impact than diesel or coal.

Starting in 2010, multiple 700-foot-deep wells were drilled to capture biogenic methane discovered at the edge of the base. Not all of them remain open today, but 20 are still useable and some are in full production.

Just over a decade ago, Knox’s energy team also received permission to purchase and directly access natural gas from a nearby transcontinental pipeline.

Fuel from the two sources is sent to a compressor site that purifies the gas from the Knox-run wells and combines it with the purchased pipeline gas. That is then sent to six on-post substations to provide the majority of Knox’s power grid needs.

Despite the upfront costs, Dyrdek says the investment has continued to pay off. While Knox still does use some electricity from LG&E, he points out that in July 2015 alone, the generators saved the base more than $400,000!

A large chunk of that savings is chalked up to the system’s automated central control hub, which can ramp up more of Fort Knox’s own power to answer increasing demand — and provide Knox with the ability purchase lower-cost electricity in off-peak hours from LG&E.

If needed, Knox can even continue to operate if its power is cut from the outside. In late 2022, the utility company had to briefly shut power to the base — but Knox was able to have their own system fully functional within 90 minutes.

Knox’s gas-powered plan is also being praised for having less of a carbon footprint than coal-fired systems. As natural gas is extracted, heat is captured at a generator and sent to an absorption chiller. That equipment transforms the excess heat into cooling energy for distribution — instead of it being ejected into the environment. For Knox, that adds up to 600 tons of air-conditioning at no added cost!

“The absorption chiller pumps all this free heat into the bottom of this pressure cooker, and that lithium bromide changes phase. It goes from a gas to a liquid. It absorbs a massive amount of heat, so the water in that same pressure cooker turns cold,” Dyrdek says. “You make chilled water from heat.”

Now, the Department of Defense is studying Knox’s efforts to determine if they’re scalable at other installations. But Fort Knox’s staff is not done striving for improvement.

Funded by part of a Department of Energy grant, the base is designing and purchasing an electrochemical fuel cell and battery storage in a bid to use natural gas to produce more environmentally friendly electricity.

Root says, “These fuel cells, even though they’re using natural gas, it has 50 percent less carbon dioxide emissions just by the way it processes.”

The total effort is still a work in progress. However, Root explains, “It takes time to move things through a legislative process, a design process, a construction process, an implementation process. “Our job is to take as many steps as we can, hand the baton to somebody else, and then let them continue moving that forward.”

Dyrdek has expressed hope that the future may one day include benefits that extend beyond the base.

“Currently, the military can’t put power back into a community, so we don’t want to have too much,” says Dyrdek. “If they get some of the legislative and regulatory issues resolved, we could help the community when they need power, or we could run by ourselves when they don’t need to supply us.

“There are big solutions if we can technologically make the fuel cells work. Then we could potentially be even better partners to our community.”

Since the “Gold Standard” disappeared officially over fifty years ago in 1971, when the U.S. would no longer trade paper dollars for gold upon request, we do find it heartening to hear that Fort Knox has not lost its relevance. Indeed, ol’ Knox may be playing an even important role these days. Should you be one of those admirable people who enjoys seeing what America has to offer, a trip to Kentucky could fit into your schedule. Of course while the military history in the area might be fascinating to some among us, if you’re going to go all the way to Kentucky, you really should try the bourbon. Just sayin’…

Kim Arrow

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Kim Arrow: Cupid’s Angel

The beautiful Kim Arrow hits the bullseye with her sweet personality, captivating eyes, and gorgeous physique. The multi-talented blonde beauty not only cam models but is also a photographer who seeks out unique interactions, life experience, and intellectually intriguing situations that help her to create meaningful connections in a world of desire.

Kim Arrow — Style and SavvySelf-described as determined, focused, and true to herself, Kim Arrow delivers feminine power and confidence in front of the camera that mirror the qualities she admires in others, such as the celebrity she admires most, Angelina Jolie. Read on to learn more about the beautiful Kim Arrow and enjoy her divine photos with Penthouse!

As for the basics::

Height: “170cm”
Measurements: “B75”
Native Country: Romania

What do you consider romantic?
Sharing the last piece of chocolate.

What is the biggest turn-on for you?
Being spoken to without words. Saying everything without saying anything. It’s just the eye contact that speaks loud and clear.

What is your favorite fantasy?
Obedience.

Describe your ideal man/woman.
Kind, smart, independent, a smile that melts your heart, a voice that can make you orgasm by only listening, honest, genuine with eyes only for me.

Well, we learned that much from the magazine, but we prevailed upon Ms. Arrow to share a bit more. Just to be clear, we never fear asking, and we always have someone else to blame depending upon the response.

What is your favorite thing about your job?
My favorite thing about my job, both of my jobs, model and photographer, is the fact that I get to interact with different people, getting to know different personalities (good and bad), which I consider a beneficial experience for life.

What do you like to do in your spare time?
I like to go in the gym and do my workouts, cook, clean my house, watch a movie or two while my 2 cats surround me with love. I also talk with my best friend regularly to have some laughs, or cry together, depending on the situation. hahaha

Do you have any favorite tv shows and movies?
Vikings, Game of Thrones, Stranger Things, Tulsa, Penguin, Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit, Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Harry Potter … and the list can go on and ol. I really enjoy Adventure, Romance, Horror and Sci-Fi movies and shows.

Favorite sports?
Definitely the gym,

Favorite way to get a workout?
Good music that increases my power, feeling rested, and having the gym as empty as possible. hahaha

Describe your ideal date.
We start at 2 AM, suit and tie, dress and heels, McDonald’s via a BMW E46.

What’s your favorite way to relax?
Searching for new outfits to buy.

What is the most daring thing you have ever done?
Clucked like a chicken while running around my room, flapping my arms for the camera while I was online.

When you are dating a new person, when and how do you know if you want to have sex with him/her?
I know in the moment I get turned on by who he really is as a person.

What do you think is the hottest movie sex scene?
I think it was in The Notebook. It was a heavy rainy day, and they were kissing, even before they got inside the house. The kiss evolved into a passionate making love scene where he picks her up and goes into the bedroom where they melt into each other’s arms because of the pleasure.

Illuminating Kim Arrow

One would expect to find Kim Arrow on Twitter (or whatever we’re supposed to call it these days, even though “X” just sounds like being intentionally obtuse). The more personal interaction, would be on Flirt 4 Free, however. Having done the obligatory plugs, we will now confess that should we ever need a model for a motorcycle ad or a haunted house, now we know exactly where to look.

Staying Authentic with Violet Brandani

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A Violet Brandani Conversation

Folks here may remember Violet as Violet Summers, but through a complicated sort of situation, she ended up changing her professional name to Violet Brandani, which we now all use as though the other name never even existed (except in the pages of Penthouse, of course). Fresh off her win as “Creator of the Year – Premium Social” in the XBIZ XMA Awards, now seemed like an excellent time to offer up a bit more of Violet for everyone. Full disclosure, we will always vote on the side of a bit more Violet, whatever name she uses.

I’m sitting here with Violet Brandani (Previously Violet Summers), Penthouse Pet of the Month. Can you share an experience or a person who has had a profound impact on your career?

Violet: Honestly, Penthouse has had a very big impact on my career. It’s helped me have a name in this game, I guess, because obviously, I’m independent, so I don’t really have “I’m on Brazzers” or something, so it was really cool to have that opportunity to be a Penthouse Pet and have that forever sisterhood. I always go back to my Pet sisters and like “Oh! Let’s collab!” or “You’re going here? Let’s stick together”, so that’s really fun and even leaving my management company too — Penthouse having my back.

‘Cause that’s how we met you.

Violet: Yes, exactly. But you have my back on that and like changing my last name for me — that was really cool and very helpful, so y’all definitely have had such a huge impact on my career, and I’m very grateful to be a Penthouse Pet. [laughs]

Great answer! I love it! What’s something that people might be surprised to learn about your upbringing or your early life?

Violet: Well, I guess I come from a very conservative family … very Catholic and family oriented. When I was 5, I moved in with my grandparents, and they raised me for a long time. I love my grandparents, and they are like my parents. [laughs]

How did they feel about your career choice?

Violet: So, my grandpa passed away in 2021, but he was so proud of me. It was honestly amazing cause he was just like living through me. He would call me every single day and ask me“Where are you traveling to today?” or “What are you doing?”. He just thought it was such a cool thing that I went off and did [laughs]. And my grandma … she’s so supportive. She’s just the sweetest lady in the world. She’ll support her grandkids through anything.

You’re so lucky.

Violet: Yeah! I really am. I have an amazing family.

That’s great. What do you think is a misconception or perception that outsiders have about you and/or people that are content creators?

Violet: I think a lot of people don’t think about “Oh, they do have a sibling!”. I think a lot of them think “Oh, they’re literally all on their own. They don’t have any family talking to them” and a lot of us have great relationships with our families. Even when I was a kid, I remember looking at risqué women and being like, “They definitely don’t have their parents in their lives!” you know? [laughs] “How did they do that?” “You definitely can’t have your parents in your life and do that!” but then you grow up, and you’re like “Oh yeah, it’s just another profession.” [laughs].

That’s a great answer! I actually love that. How do you approach failure or setbacks and what lessons do you take from them?

Violet: Definitely, I get into chaos mode, “Oh my gosh! This is it! There’s no coming back from this.” And then I step back, and I’m able to be like “Ok, well, I can do this.” You know? I just have to delegate things to the right people and not try to take it all on myself. That’s something — after leaving the management company — that I realized that I can’t just sit here and do everything myself because there’s not enough time in the day … so, hiring my own team and getting the right people in the right spots to make sure things are good system, is how I like to handle that kind of stuff because otherwise I’m just going to be, like, drowning.

Another great answer. What do you think is an important issue today facing society, and how can we address it?

Violet: I think freedom. Freedom to just do what — you know … walk around the hotel [laughs] — in my this [gestures] … I’m not even showing my nipples. [laughs]

Yeah. Tell us what happened.

Violet: So, I was actually in the convention, and they told me I needed to change my outfit, and I’m in a literal microkini. My nipples are covered. My private parts are covered, but it’s like the G-string was too small … So, these little rules y’all can make up because you don’t like it … You know, like if one girl’s wearing a tank top and the other girl’s wearing the same tank top, because she has bigger boobs, she has to take it off … I get so tired of that … Like why can’t we just be naked? That’s the biggest issue in the world … [laughs] … that we can’t be naked.

That’s hilarious. How do you define happiness, and what does it mean to you personally?

Violet: Being content with yourself and not needing outside approval for that happiness and having a good support system is definitely a part of that because, obviously, you can be happy with yourself [laughs], but you can’t be alone all the time. So, that’s part of being happy: having a good support system, being content with yourself.

What does empowerment mean to you, and how does it relate to your work as a model and content creator?

Violet: Oooh, it’s very empowering doing this work. Especially in conventions like this, I love when girls come up to me, and they’re like “I love your work!” I think that’s so cool, and I want to keep going whenever a girl tells me that, because it’s just like “Oh my gosh! I’m inspiring another girl” or “Maybe she did this cause she saw me do it”, so I stay very motivated by the other girls in the industry: just them hyping me up or them doing their thing too, that keeps me motivated, cause all of these girls are such go-getters, and they’re always on … if you are not doing something, they’re going to pass you up.

Do you have a hitlist of the top 3 creators that you’d like to collab with that you haven’t yet?

Violet: Oooh., Angela White! [laughs] Always going to be on my hitlist. For sure. And then she’s not in the mainstream anymore, but I think she does OnlyFans … literally obsessed with her since I was 18 … Megan Rain. [laughs] And … who else? Elaine Cheeks! Yes! Oh, and then also Caryn Beaumont. [laughs]

Get in line girl. [laughs]

Violet: I know right!

She’s here, and she’s looking to collab.

Violet: Ok, yay. We’ve been trying to get together.

That’s what I love also about the Penthouse Pet sisterhood is the fact that everyone is collabing with each other and building each other up and supporting each other and like if you do well, they do well, we all do well, and it’s in everyone’s best interest to take everyone up the ladder.

Violet: It’s perfect. Y’all don’t make it seem like “You better post me on these days” or something [laughs] like you know it’s very “You helped me out. I’ll help you out.” I love it. I love being a Penthouse Pet, cause y’all are just so awesome.

Thank you! Ok, if you could instantly master a new skill, what would it be?

Violet: Probably like photographic memory. [laughs]

That one’s good. What would you do with it?

Violet: Literally so much. I feel like I would just remember so much more … Like look at that paper … I don’t need the paper anymore. [laughs] Something like that, you know?

So, like business — all that kind of stuff?

Violet: Yeah. Exactly.

You can be a spy.

Violet: I could be a spy! I could do a lot.

If you could do any other profession for one day, what would it be?

Violet: I would love to be a teacher. I think that would be so cool.

Why?

Violet: Just cause you get your classroom [laughs] and you get to teach them and have little debates with them … just see their minds working and figuring something out.

What age?

Violet: I would say like 5th grade. My sister’s actually a 5th grade teacher too. I’m like “Oh my gosh. I’m kind of jealous of that because your classroom’s so cute.” Oh, the stories she has when she comes home from her kids … I’m just like “Oh my gosh. You have such a cute life.”

And then also you’re in charge of forming the little brains of the future. You really have such an influence on the world through children.

Violet: Exactly! That must be so rewarding to see … them understand something or overcome an obstacle they were trying to figure out, and so I think that’s awesome. That’s the future of America you’re teaching right there.

If you could live in any other time period, other than your own, when would it be and why?

Violet: I’ve always said the roaring 20s because it’s just so glamorous, and you get to dress up. It’s a little sexy too … Gatsby and everything. It’s just a party. The 30s weren’t there yet. It’s awesome.

I love it. And your answer “Well, like the 30s weren’t there yet.”

Violet: Yeah! There was no depression. [laughs]

What role do you think social media plays in shaping the public’s perception today?

Violet: Oooh … I think it’s a huge role. I think a lot of women have body dysmorphia because of social media. It’s not just you giving your photo to someone to edit. You’re putting it on your phone. You’re using PrettyUp. You’re doing more and more and then like guys are expecting that. I mean, obviously, quality is everything and edit your photos. I love editing and making sure it looks amazing cause that’s like your billboard, but when you just keep doing more and more … people can just kind of see that, and then you don’t want to do videos, so I think that the more natural we can be on editing and stuff like that, the better, I guess. [laughs]

What advice would you give to the girl at home that looks at social media and looks at all of our images, and they compare themselves? They’re like “I’m not perfect like that. I’m not skinny like that. My skin isn’t flawless like that.” How much of it is real and how much of it is fake, and what would you say to that girl at home to make her feel better about herself?

Violet: I would say it’s all fake. Don’t even for a second waste your time on that. When I first was getting into the industry … I was doing it cause I was horny and having fun, and the old management that I was with for years was hiring me, and I was like “I don’t look like any of these girls like on your roster … on your team,” “I’m not going to fit in with this”, I was super skinny — like 100lbs … … super short, and he was like “No, that’s great. It’s so good that you look different, and you are who you are because that’s going to sell.” And I just did not understand that. So, it’s really cool that I just took that leap because it turns out that people do like my look, and I just think that girls don’t see how beautiful they are because they’re always comparing themselves to each other, and it’s just really sad.

I love that answer. How do you stay grounded and connected to your roots despite your success?

Violet: Oh, it’s easy because I live in Texas with my family, and they keep me super grounded and humble. I’m the youngest in my family, so I’m like the little one still.… [laughs] They laugh at me with everything I do. It’s so easy to be humble when you’re the youngest, I feel. Then it’s all on social media, so when I’m at home working, that’s all it is: It’s just work … and fun. Then, when I’m here, I’m like, “Oh my gosh! I’m actually — you know me!” and it’s cool to see you in person.

How does it feel when people recognize you?

Violet: It’s so exciting.

Tell me the process of meeting a fan.

Violet: They’ll usually do like a double take, or sometimes they’ll be like across the room and kind of keep staring. I’m like, “Hmm … I wonder if they know” and usually it turns out they come up to me and are like, “Hey, are you Violet?” So, yeah, you can always kind of feel like when they know or possibly suspect something.

Has anybody ever approached you at like a supermarket?

Violet: Yeah, a lot of times people in like the parking lot of the stores … always … at church. [laughs]

What?!

Violet: Yeah, a couple came up to me at church and was like, “Oh, we love your work!”

All in all, things could have turned out much worse for Violet. We could be forced to refer to her as “The Artist Previously Known as Violet Summers” — and then we’d all have to figure out how to type some weird symbol when we talk about her. What can we say, we have always favored the Princess over the Prince anyway. Now presumably everyone understands what we mean by never having enough Violet Bandani, so we would suggest link.me as a launching point and (particularly) YouTube as further research paths. Hey, some of us really like banana pudding. Besides, nobody ever said all research has to be boring.

In case you’re curious too, we had to looks it up, because while “The XBIZ Awards” makes logical sense, when they changed to “The XMA Awards” we got confused. According the Chat GPT (so we should take that into consideration), “The XMA Awards, formerly known as the XBIZ Awards, are annual awards that recognize excellence in the adult entertainment industry, honoring individuals, companies, and products that contribute to its growth and success. The awards have been held since 2003 and feature various categories to celebrate achievements in this field.” … So now we have all learned something: Never try to apply too much logic to the adult industry.

Finally, you may be wising that you could be in the audience during what has now become our AEE tradition of interviews, so we’d be remiss in not letting you know that AVN already has tickets available. And we hate being remiss. Heck, we hate being miss the first time.

Pop Shots Michael K. Williams

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Michael K. Williams Pop Shots TitleThe Penthouse World According to Michael K. Williams

Michael K. Williams, best known for his roles as Chalky White on Boardwalk Empire and as Omar Little on The Wire, tells us why he wanted to go back to his old neighborhood, why he selected LaAbril to be his model, and how she helps tell his story of the “everywoman.”

Man. You just went for it.

I jumped at the chance to define what a beautiful woman is to me. How many times do men get the opportunity to do that in a publication such as Penthouse?

You were Michael K. Williams on a mission. You had your vision and there was no stopping you.

I wanted to capture what I saw when I was young, and who I had crushes on growing up as a youngster in Brooklyn. That dark-skin sister who would whoop that ass at the drop of a dime, but knew how to be a lady. She knew how to be a nurturer, a mom. And she knew how to love her man. I wanted to celebrate that. That everywoman, that round-the-way girl from the hood.

Why did you choose to go back to your old neighborhood to tell your story?

Going back to the projects where I grew up — to Vanderveer [now a newly renovated community known as Flatbush Gardens] — was important to me, because I grew up seeing so many beautiful women who never got celebrated. I grew up seeing so much potential. A lot of us never got the opportunity to express that potential on another level the way that I was blessed to be able to. So I wanted to take the camera back and show that it’s not just me. I’m not a freak accident.

I’m impressed that the crew followed you into the projects.

People tend to think about my community and think negatively about it. Let’s not kid ourselves. There’s been a lot of violence over the years. But that’s not all there is to the community. I wanted to show the beauty and the people and the sex appeal that exists.

Is that also why the model you selected is someone you grew up with? Are you and LaAbril close?

LaAbril has been a lot of things to me. She’s been like a sister to me. She’s been a good friend. She’s cooked for me. She’s challenged me. She also knew how to nurture me and give me support when I needed it early on in my career. She saw my whole Michael K. Williams career grow. From the very beginning, she has been there with me, and I just love her for all of those things.

Sure, but there’s a big difference between loving someone and thinking they’re hot.

What gravitated me toward LaAbril was definitely a combination of things. The way she looks — that dark skin and the way she wears her hair. Her confidence — I find that very attractive. And her essence. She’s a very strong-minded woman. She’s a mom of two. I happen to think that her body type is extremely sexy, and I wanted to share that with the world.

I guess that’s a good enough setup for me to ask: What do you find sexy?

I find inner strength to be a very sexy and beautiful thing in women. The everyday woman who can get up, go to work, take care of the kids, and still make time to be sexy or to enjoy her sexuality and be feminine. When I see a woman who embodies all of those aspects, that makes her sexy to me. Not just how she looks.

The way it should be.

You look in the media and in magazines and various publications that are “A-list,” and I never see the images that I grew up finding sexy. That’s another thing I love about LaAbril: how much confidence she has. How much she loves her body. She embraces everything about her body and she wears it well. It’s not about race. It’s not about the area you come from. I want every woman in America, every woman who’s not a size-one model, to look at this shoot and be like, “Damn. Go ahead, girl. You did the damn thing.” I want whatever Michael K. Williams means to celebrate all the women across the world that live LaAbril’s lifestyle, which is the everyday woman.

Was there any particular body part you wanted to highlight?

The stomach. I think that’s so sexy. I can put my head on a woman’s stomach. There’s just something very intimate about that. Just sit there and rub her stomach. I don’t know… I find that sexy and very, very intimate.

Was it challenging to work with a friend who had no previous modeling experience?

The world may not know her as a professional model, but if you knew her personally, you’d know that there’s nothing she can’t do. There was never a doubt in my mind that she could handle the shoot. I know her essence. I know her swagger. She’s that comfortable with her sexuality. She’s that comfortable with her body, with her skin tone. She’s a very confident woman. That’s what came across in these pictures. Not that she knows how to work a camera. She’s so comfortable with herself whether the camera is running or not. That’s just her every day, all day.

The shoot highlights LaAbril going through her daily routine. But it gets a little freaky behind closed doors. How does this come into play?

The dominatrix part of the shoot is actually a part of LaAbril. That’s in her. That’s a side of her personality. She’s not afraid to walk up to a man and be like, “What’s up?” You know what I mean? That’s just a part of who she is. I’m not saying that the actual act of being a dominatrix is what she’s about. I’m talking about a demonstrative female who can act like the aggressor. She’s not the type of chick who goes to the club looking for the baller. She goes to the club and she’ll be the baller. The dominatrix spoke to that part of her personality — not so much that she’s into chains and whips.

Did you know LaAbril had all those piercings?

No. We had bought fake body jewelry for the S&M part of the shoot, and when she undressed, we just said, “Well, you can put those away.” But that’s why she was the perfect person for the shoot. It was those little things.

Michael K. Williams does not strike me as a body-piercing kind of guy, whatever that means.

It worked for the shoot. I’m not a big piercing guy. I’m not a big tattoo guy. But LaAbril had just the right amount. It wasn’t overdone. I’m more for just natural. If you have them, I’m not going to discriminate. I can just take it or leave it.

How does the finished product match the “Michael K. Williams” expectations?

I absolutely think that the photo shoot reflects my vision. I pulled together a phenomenal team. Derrick Kollock, who did the hair and makeup … he’s from Brooklyn. He’s from the projects. We grew up in the same environment, and so he knows my eye. He knew exactly what I was talking about and what I was looking for. My other good friend [stylist] Eric Archibald has walked the streets of New York his whole life. [Photographer] Carter B. Smith… I know he understands what a beautiful woman is, and he is also nontraditional in his taste in women. I feel that I assembled a dream team for the shoot, and I’m very excited that we captured my vision.

Do you have a favorite photo?

My favorite shot is LaAbril on the bed with the Afro wig. She created her own version of Foxy Brown. She was completely nude, and there was an innocence to it. She flirted. There was a passion, a vulnerability and honesty, that came across in those pictures. That is my absolute favorite.

Did you bring those masks to the set?

The masks were already on the wall, and we decided to use them. I like the masks. To me, the everyday woman wears many masks. She has to be so many different things in the course of the day. They deal with so many different things being thrown at them. The masks ended up representing part of the story that I wanted to tell. In her bedroom she would take off all her masks, all her makeup, and still be just as beautiful.

There’s nothing more sexy than a woman who’s well put together in the morning, dropping her kids off at school. Getting ready to catch that train and going to work. Taking care of her life, her kids, and her family’s lives. I just want to celebrate that. It’s very easy with the way we live now for the everyday woman to feel unsexy and unloved and uncelebrated, because life can beat her down. I want this to be an homage to the woman who works hard and takes care of her family — to let her know that, as a man, I see you, Ma. I think you are very beautiful, and I find you sexy.

Don’t you just love not only people with depth, but people that appreciate the depth in others? A man of many talents, not the least of which being able to thoughtfully share while bringing out comfort in other, Michael K. Williams possesses perhaps the most critical tool for an actor. OK, so not being shy helps a lot too, and having a brain attuned to memorization, but once you get past the basics for the job, being an honest character marks the difference between people that act and people that become others. We lost Michael K. in 2021, and maybe there was punishment for the cause eventually, but there was no justice. As you go through life, may you be fortunate enough to witness firsthand the very fine line between genius and despair. Those people touch us forever. Should you seek examples, he left behind an extraordinary career. OH! And these photographs were by Carter B. Smith (as mentioned in the interview). Excellent, right?

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Orianthi

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Orianthi, Goddess of the Guitar

Widly talented Orianthi is a phenomenal singer, savvy songwriter and world-class guitarist. Since bursting onto the scene nearly 15 years ago with her rock-infused pop smash “According to You” — which is now RIAA-Certified Platinum and has over 17 million streams on Spotify — she’s performed alongside a veritable who’s who of global superstars, including Michael Jackson, Prince, Carlos Santana, Steve Vai, Richie Sambora, Carrie Underwood and Alice Cooper.

The Aussie beauty effortlessly slides from pop to rock to country to heavy metal and back again. But what never changes is her passion for performing, which shows through in every concert she plays and every track she touches.

Introduction to Orianthi“I love music so much that I don’t like to put barriers on anything,” says Orianthi, 39. “I just feel like if you play with conviction — if you play it, you love it and you mean it — that’s what it’s all about.”

“When you’re authentic yourself and everything has integrity, that’s what people see and feel.”

As an ambitious newbie, Orianthi self- produced her very first record, 2006’s Violet Journey. Taking inspiration from Prince, she did more than just sing. She played every instrument on the album, showcasing her immense talent, and mailed out CDs to industry heavy hitters.

From there, she demonstrated her guitar- playing skills at the National Association of Music Merchants Show (NAMM) in Anaheim, signed with Interscope Records, moved to L.A. and professionally dropped her last name Panagaris.

Orianthi was on the fast track to success, and as she worked on Believe — her breakout album — she received a message that would change her life.

“I was in the studio with Diane Warren — who’s an incredible songwriter — and was putting down a vocal. This is when MySpace was going on, and I got a message through MySpace that Michael Jackson was watching my videos, and Prince had told him about me. Carlos Santana had told him about me, and he was looking for a guitar player,” she recalls.

Later that night, Orianthi had a phone call with Jackson himself and auditioned for him the very next day. After she played three songs — including “Beat It” with its iconic guitar solo — the King of Pop immediately hired her as the guitarist for his This Is It tour.

That led to lengthy days of rehearsals with Jackson and his band, which went on for nearly four months — until the legend’s untimely death in June 2009 after going into cardiac arrest at age 50.

Weeks later, as she grieved for her friend and collaborator, Believe was released and “According to You” raced up the charts.

While her career was skyrocketing, Orianthi admits, “Mentally, I was not in the best place — I’ve got to be honest — because I was trying to process the loss. I can’t say that I enjoyed that time. … Everyone who knew Michael loved him. He was big teacher, and he made me a better performer. So I have mixed feelings about that whole time of my life. But I am very grateful I had the opportunity to work with one of the biggest pop stars in the world and learn a lot from him and that whole band.”

Orianthi followed up Believewith her third album, Heaven in This Hell, and also served as guitarist for rocker Alice Cooper from 2011 to 2014. She recalls touring as a “zombie covered in blood for four years,” and adds, “It was wonderful.”

The blonde stunner considers guitar god Santana one of her biggest musical influences, but when it comes to her varied stage looks, she follows her moods and takes inspiration from her personal style icons — Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Nicks and Brigitte Bardot.

Orianthi is a woman of substance, but being an attractive female in the public eye, who excels in a male-dominated industry, means she’s also had to deal with her share of insults and crazies.

“On Instagram and Twitter, I do get some haters,” she confides. “I’ve had quite a few kind of stalkeresque people and had to get the police involved. One camped under my balcony in a tent — in a loincloth with a didgeridoo. That was really weird. Some people cross the line, for sure.”

Orianthi reveals one of her proudest accomplishments has been the release of her very own Gibson guitar. The fiery red instrument boasts a Sitka spruce top and flamed maple back. But the stylish axe is truly unique for having an acoustic body, an electric neck and a pickup modified to her exact specifications. While the guitar’s launch was met with plenty of positivity, it also attracted cruel critics.

“Like ‘Who is she? She doesn’t deserve it.’ You know, all this stuff,” she shares. “A lot of my dear friends reached out to me — including incredible male artists — who said, ‘Don’t worry. They’re just miserable people.’”

However, no amount of dismissive comments can erase the fact that the guitar is one of the company’s bestsellers, which she calls an “honor.”

Orianthi tells Penthouseshe’s currently focusing on her solo work with her own personal band and has both a radio-friendly collection of singles and a bluesy rock album in the pipeline after releasing Live from Hollywood and Rock Candy in 2022.

“We’ve been touring since the end of 2022, playing back-to-back shows — heading off to Japan, heading off to Europe, doing tons of festivals. It’s been very good for my spirit, my soul,” she says.

“It’s been very fulfilling. I feel like I’m on the right path now because there’s a peace within the storm of crazy.” The philosophical artist says, “There are lights and drains in life. You’ve got to find the right people who resonate with you. Then you can really be your authentic self who can create the best possible music. You can create, and you can really focus, have a focus on your art. Because if you’re distracted by the wrong energies around you, that’s the worst thing.”

And as Orianthi dedicates herself to her creative efforts, she reveals, “My number one goal in life is to inspire more people to get into music — whether it be an outlet or a profession — because it helped me save my life. I wouldn’t know what else to do without holding my guitar and getting to express myself through that. It brings me a lot of joy.”

“Music is such a form of magic. It’s a wonderful thing. I’m grateful I get to share it.”

At least one of us, admittedly more a fan of other music forms, nonetheless found himself embarrassed at how someone this extraordinary had completely passed his notice — and this from a guy that spent a summer hanging out at Eddie Van Halen’s house listening to him play. In case you too have missed Orianthi somehow, you can do the Instagram thing, or even check out her website to check out tour dates or grab some merch. Better yet, though, set aside an hour or so to ramble through YouTube following her name. Then do those other things and go out and turn your friends on to her music.

Travel with Jisel

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Jisel on the Move

Hey Penthouse fam, it’s your girl Jisel — your January 2019 Pet of the Month checking in! Back then, I was living in Miami, gearing up to move to Toronto for grad school, and dreaming of traveling the world. Well, guess what? I did all that and then some.

Jisel … January 2019 — The Big Moment
Being named Pet of the Month was like a dream come true. Getting that call had me pinching myself: “Is this really happening?” The energy on set in Beverly Hills was electric, and seeing my published photos felt surreal. I knew this milestone would open doors, and it definitely did.

Jisel … Mid to Late 2019 — Miami to Toronto
Right before my feature went live, I left sunny Miami for a new challenge in Toronto: grad school plus modeling. Snow boots were a shock for this beach girl, but it was worth it. I also fed my travel bug, hopping from Yellowknife (hello, Northern Lights) to Dubai, San Francisco, and back to Miami whenever I needed my sunshine fix. The highlight? Snagging my scuba certification in Fakarava now I’m hooked on the underwater world!

Jisel … 2020 — Shifting Gears
Grad school and modeling kept me on my toes. I snuck in a Puerto Rico visit to see my mom just before COVID turned the world upside down. Toronto went into lockdown, so I focused on my studies and got creative with my content, which really boosted my OnlyFans presence. It was a strange time, but it pushed me to evolve.

Jisel … 2021 — Penthouse Letters Cover & More
Fast-forward to 2021: I was shocked and surprised when I found out I was on the Penthouse Letters cover in October (still can’t stop smiling about that!) and finally wrapped up my master’s degree. Balancing classes with shoots wasn’t easy, but celebrating both achievements in the same year felt like a huge win. Travel was limited, so I explored more of Canada, Niagara Falls, Montreal, and, of course, more trips back to Miami.

Jisel … 2022—2024 — Career & Adventures With my degree in hand, I jumped deeper into modeling, launched fresh brand collabs, and even got into ring-girl gigs at boxing events. I also consulted with Toronto businesses, blending my academic background with my creative side. Between all that, I found time for quick getaways to New York City, the Bahamas, Vegas, D.C., and Chicago

Jisel … 2025 — Finding My Next Move With school behind me, I’m focusing full-time on modeling and deciding where to put down roots. Toronto’s been amazing, but I still miss that Miami sunshine. I’ve been traveling around the States for shoots and exploring potential new hometowns. There might even be someone special in my life—wink, wink. I’m staying open and letting life lead me to whatever comes next.

A Look Back & Ahead From the Northern Lights to scuba diving in the South Pacific, this journey has been wild. Travel continues to fire me up I love trying new foods, meeting new people, and creating content. Europe and Asia are definitely on my radar, and I can’t wait to see what unfolds.

So there you have it, Penthouse fam, my life since 2019 has been one big adventure. Thank you for riding this wave with me and cheering me on. I’ve got a feeling the best is still to come, and I promise to keep you posted every step of the way!

Until next time, Jisel

Because we always find education important, we did a bit of further research and uncovered that Jisel’s undergraduate degree was a B.S. in Business Admininstration, while her Master’s came in Communication. … Overall, both of those disciplines sound ideal for model setting out to make her mark in the world. You’d better learn business if you do not want to be broke when you stop being a public figure, and, well, if you cannot communicate, you probably would not get very far in the first place. That said, some initials after your name cannot hurt, and you just might find the topic interesting. Truth be told, we’ll pretty much make up any excuse to get in touch with Jisel. Research of your own can start here and happen further with Instagram. We suggest careful study.

Weed Whacker

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Cannabis Becomes the Sex Pot

I remember the first time I smoked weed like it was five minutes ago.

I was 13 years old and had gone to see a movie with a group of my girlfriends. My hair was permed and my tits were nonexistent. I had yet to be punished with braces (that would come the following year) and my only care was pleasing my parents just enough for them to leave me alone. My girlfriends and I snuck out back of the strip mall complex and behind a restaurant beside the theater. My friend, Liana, pulled out an apple and a bag of pot from her Jansport backpack.

She had prepared the apple at home, so the holes were set and we were ready to smoke. When the apple got to me, I sucked face with it like a horny Snow White and tried my best to inhale the way Liana was instructing. I had smoked a total of seven cigarettes in my life, so taking smoke was foreign to my teenage lungs. We refilled the apple bowl over and over. Whenever someone dropped it, we’d all started laughing hysterically while scrambling to collect the charred nugs. Suddenly a dishwasher from the restaurant stepped out the back door and we ran like criminals.

I didn’t feel stoned right away, but once that first fistfull of popcorn missed my mouth and landed on my chest, I doubled over in laughter. Yes, I was stoned. Colors, sounds, and textures were amplified. I was suddenly so aware of how sticky my hands were. I tried to ignore the urge to go wash them in the girls’ room but it was pestering me like water torture. My mind did somersaults as I sunk into the theater seat. Why had movies never been this funny before?

From then on, I smoked a lot of weed in my youth because that’s what you do in your youth. It’s easy to put back a joint or two a day when your responsibilities are homework, learning to drive, and doing the dishes. We made “lungs” out of two-liter soda bottles and plastic bags. We smoked out of cans when we couldn’t find papers. We built makeshift bongs out of plastic 7-11 novelty items and watched Half Baked on repeat.

This was British Columbia, and everyone was into weed. My family is peppered with casual pot users. I used to have to buy my Uncle Chris $200 worth every time he came into town for a business trip. The first time I smoked with my dad I was 15 years old and on a family vacation with a bunch of my relatives and younger cousins. He took my brother and me to the beach before dinner. When we were good and stoned, we went inside and sat down at the table. My mom immediately knew what was up and stared daggers into my dad’s glossy red eyes. He just poured himself another gin. “Come on,” he laughed. “We’re on vacation!”

That’s the thing about weed and what eventually made me stop in my twenties: It put my mind on vacation. I was never good at portion control and usually got too stoned. Like the time my friend Sarah gave me four pot cookies to take home, and I ate them all while walking to another friend’s house to finish a group project for French class. By the time I knocked on her door and opened my notebook, my brain had crash-landed on the moon. Have you ever listened to North American teenagers try to speak French while high out of your skull? I was laughing so hard I forgot my native tongue. I ended up puking a little bit, then passed out on the couch. I didn’t try edibles again for over a decade.

The first time I  smoked weed with my dad I was 15 years old.

When I worked at the local grocery store, I would smoke weed with the produce boys on my breaks and after work every night. Being a stoned cashier sent me into Rain Man mode. I would try to solve math problems no one needed to, like figuring out how many times the scanner beeped during a shift by averaging the beeps per minute by my hours clocked. (My math was definitely not accurate.) Driving home stoned took years. I once caught myself doing a steady 20 in a 55 mph zone.

Smoking weed and going to class was an even bigger waste of brain. By the time college came around, I decided it was time to drop the daily bong rips and just binge drink and dabble in cocaine like a normal person. Except when it came to sex. I liked taking a modest hit of weed and fucking, especially with someone I actually liked. By the time I was in my mid-twenties, weed had become a novelty that usually accompanied dick. (And that dick usually provided the weed.)

A few years ago, while pushing 30, I was assigned a story about the latest development in sexuality and women’s health: an all-natural, THC-infused sexual enhancement oil called Foria Pleasure. Everyone from ABC News to Cosmopolitan to Bill Maher was calling it “weed lube.” Then I met up with the brand’s California cofounder, Matthew Gerson, to talk about it.

“I have some marijuana plants growing right now,” he explained to me across the table. “If you spend time with this plant, it’s a fascinating weed. Marijuana is essentially a very horny female plant. It’s the female that is harvested and secretes the fluid, wants to be pollinated, and when it’s pollinated becomes stressed out and produces more and more. There’s this weird connection between he human female and the female plant. We have evolved with plants. We have a receptor that successfully absorbs THC. We have that capacity to absorb the pollen the plant secretes because our physiology coevolved.”

In my entire history of smoking weed, I never actually thought about its harvest. Or that it was as horny as I was.

There are two dominant cannabinoids in the marijuana plant: cannabidiol (CBD), which is the non-psychoactive, pain-relieving element, and tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), which releases dopamine in the brain, but also stimulates a neurochemical called anandamide, or “the bliss molecule.” THC is the cannabinoid that makes you feel high as a kite. However, it has many other positive functions when used on the body in different ways.

Cannabinoid extraction methods have gone from nonexistent to NASA-level. Today, cannabis cultivators have created ingenious ways of sucking the drugs out of the plant, liquifying them into new forms like concentrates or oils. What Foria discovered is that THC helps increase blood flow when applied topically to the clitoris and labia. The lining of the vagina quickly absorbs it into the bloodstream. This is the genius of Foria: it’s getting your vagina, not your brain, stimulated.

It wasn’t like I had trouble enjoying sex. I didn’t need any chemical assistance or to trick my pussy into sex by getting it “stoned.” Foria became this new bonus. It was more lubricating than my favorite water-ased lubricant, Slippery Stuff, and I required a fraction of the amount. Foria is a pre-sex mist, not an actual lube you continue to apply throughout. When I spritzed it onto my clit, the THC never crossed my blood-brain barrier, which means I didn’t feel stoned in my head. However, when my husband licked it off me, he got high.

After a week of using it, we had mastered our method: two sprays in the mouth, and three down south. (We keep a bottle on our bedside table to this day.) Foria wasn’t this magical oil that made orgasms shoot out of me like fireworks. Cannabis doesn’t work like that when it’s being absorbed through the mucus membranes and labia. I think that’s what I liked about it. It was aiding my body in a new way that was improving my sex life and overall health. My body was doing the portion control for me.

I kept in touch with Gerson and he informed me about Foria’s new creations with the horny girl plant. Within a year, Foria had linked up with celebrity urologist Dr. Jen Berman to create a wildly successful vaginal suppository, Relief, designed to reduce menstrual pain. Half a year later came their rectal suppository, Explore, for anal sex play and pain relief. I tried them both and was hooked.

Have you ever shoved cannabis up your asshole? Of course you haven’t! It’s never been a “thing” until now. Why do you think British schoolgirls used to soak tampons in vodka and shove them up their butts? It was so they could be drunk undetected at school. Stevie Nicks didn’t have her assistant blow cocaine into her ear, now did she? No, she went straight for the b-hole.

I may not smoke weed anymore, but I’m more than happy to put it on and inside myself.

I didn’t need any chemical assistance or to trick my pussy into sex by getting it “stoned.”

“THE best thing we have found to normalize the human body is cannabis,” California-based chiropractor Dr. Allen Miller tells me. He specializes in chronic pain and sports-injury management, and we met at a cannabis event in Malibu. “Our bodies were made to take this plant, just like vitamin C or D or any other mineral in your body. The body is very organized and if it needs something, it has receptors for it. CBD and THC sit like a lock and key to the receptors in the body.”

Men have Viagra and Cialis, but the lack of pharmaceuticals created to aid women’s sexual dysfunction is less about gender discrimination and more about science. Numerous studies have linked erectile dysfunction to cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and high cholesterol, so although your boner is a quality of life issue, it can also be connected to serious medical issues. On the other hand, the link between female sexual-arousal problems and high-risk conditions is yet to be determined.

Miller believes cannabis oil is the perfect aid for sexual health, especially for older men and women who are facing the biological realities of being post-reproduction. A decreased amount of estrogen results in the thinning of the vaginal walls, which is extremely painful for women; THC helps stimulate the blood flow in that area.

However, many studies insist that there’s a link between erectile dysfunction and marijuana users. A Journal of Sexual Medicine study suggests that when THC interacts with cannabinoid receptors in the brain, it impairs function. Because there are also cannabinoid receptors in the penile tissue, researchers concluded THC could likely cause erectile dysfunction. Then again, it might also be helpful in preventing premature ejaculation.

Allegedly, a low dose of cannabis can increase sexual appetite, while a high dose could quell it. Portion control is key when using cannabis, which is why topically applying it to my labia is going to result in increased pleasure, while smoking it straight to my head will make me rethink the fact that I even have a labia.

Maybe I wasn’t back on board with bong rips, but using cannabis to increase my sexual health restored my interest in the plant. You could say that my vagina is now addicted to weed, which I now use regularly to manage my period cramps and increase the intensity of my orgasms. But using weed to enhance sex is nothing new.

In the 1930s, Russian brides mixed cannabis with lamb’s fat to consume on their wedding night to enhance sexual pleasure. In west Uganda, men use cannabis as a traditional remedy for erectile dysfunction. Hindu and Buddhist tantric cannabis practices date back to 700 A.D. Cannabis has been with us for centuries, and yet we are only in the infancy of discovering its healing properties.

I spent years away from cannabis because I thought I always got too stoned from smoking, and I started to worry more about what went into my body, too. Nowadays, you don’t need to smoke; with all the oils, tinctures, vapes, and sprays, there are so many means of taking cannabis. Being able to use it on my pussy was the gateway to getting it back into my life.

Cannabis has gone from being just something teenagers do to get fucked up and have fun to a respected method of pain relief and healing. A physician now writes you a recommendation script for weed so you can use it to improve your sex life.

Now tell that to your grandmother.

As many of you may know, Ms. Barber-Way was destined to become Editor in Chief of our publication for a time. Those of us that knew her origin story had great fun watching the younger members of the team be shocked at the revelations in this article, not the least of which being the embrace of weed. Our Mish has a lot of depth to her, and we really hope she finds time to come back and share some more with us. We encourage you to discover more as you find your own. No matter what the project, Mish will always make it more interesting.

Just to be perfectly clear, neither of the women in the header image happen to be Mish. They are models (and friends) Riley Reid and Kimmy Granger who just happened to have a layout in the same March, 2017, Penthouse Magazine where this article originally appeared. If you want to know more about Mish Barber-Way — “backwards” on purpose as we learn quickly — we highly recommend a lengthy YouTube interview that you could still catch at least as of this publication. Turns out boobs made her learn how to play guitar. The world needs more people like Mish, however they decide to pronounce their last names. …

Confidentially, Misty Stone

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Misty Stone — Pet Confidential

It may come as a surprise to some —although not to many who have attended many industry conventions — but a surprising number of women who happily pose naked have a lot of brain-power behind those fine looks. Even among that crowd, though, Misty Stone ranks among the cerebral elite. She rarely does anything but smile, yet look into those eyes (y’know if you can tear yourself away from the rest of her) and you embrace an infectious joie de vivre that most of us can only wish we could possess.

The first time this author ran across that novelty happened to be on a movie set, strangely enough. I arrived to find Misty on set ready to shoot as a new director provided the ever-so-helpful advice, “Just jump up on that pool table and make mad, passionate, love to yourself.”

Misty looked past the director and the camera at me —because you can make ridiculous faces and inappropriate gestures if you happen to be behind everyone else — and she smiled that million-dollar smile. Truth be told, Misty herself likely has zero recollection of this chance meeting, but to a random guy who met her cute little puppy that day, it instilled a lot of hope for the future as the younger generation moves into leadership roles. Something just twitches inside you when you look into a set of eyes and your brain says, “Oooh. Smart.”

Of course at that point Misty spun around, hopped up on the pool table and began … um … following directions, so like every other person in the room, I pretty much ceased contemplating intellectual prowess. As much as possible, then, although we would suggest that you look deeper than the surfaces presented in Misty’s photographs, we also understand how difficult that may be.

As for the insights Misty chose to share herself, we provide 31 of our requested 25 Things No One Knows About Misty Stone…

  1. I don’t use workout clothes to work out. I wear them as a fashion statement.
  2. My nickname growing up was “Boobie” because I always had a full diaper as an infant, and it’s just kind of stuck with me.
  3. I played basketball for Crenshaw High, #31. I was a shooting guard and was very much a tomboy in High School.
  4. I used to be very shy and timid. Porn is the reason I broke out of my shell.
  5. I masturbate standing up. I can make myself cum in 30 seconds “Caveman style”, meaning with my fingers – not toys.
  6. I enjoy mental sex as opposed to physical.
  7. I can wiggle my ears.
  8. I can squirt pure water (Aqua Fina, baby). P.S. It’s not piss.
  9. I don’t have any full-blooded brothers or sisters, all of them are either ½ or step, but I have over 20 siblings.
  10. I prefer baths to showers. Whenever I take a bath, I have a bottle of Moet chilled on ice, tub-side.
  11. I’m a couch potato. I’d rather spend time on my couch more than anywhere else.
  12. The #1 rule in my house currently, you can’t pet my dog Monkey-Poo, If you want to do that, you have to go outside because her shedding hair drives me crazy.
  13. I’m very clean, and I like to clean a lot when I’m bored. If u bored, clean up. There’s always something to clean.
  14. People wonder why I’m so late. I have OCD, and things have to be a certain way before I leave the house. I’m Miss Perfect.
  15. I was the 3rd African-American to grace the cover of Penthouse Magazine (Vanessa Williams, Skin Diamond, me!)
  16. Misty Stone Inverted and ReveredI’m ¾ Creek Indian (the meanest Indians you can encounter, ask your Grandma).
  17. I don’t have any debt. I don’t owe anyone any money. I don’t owe any banks money. I’m debt free, baby.
  18. I’ve always wanted to be an aerialist.
  19. I’m a typical Aries, the ‘leader of the Zodiac’. I’m always leading, but a great leader knows when to follow. I’m no stupid leader!
  20. I really love Dorothy Dandridge, like how people love Marilyn Monroe. She’s on artwork, t-shirts, look her up. They should have more merchandise to purchase so I could buy it.
  21. I’m 420 friendly.
  22. I love sour gummies.
  23. I’m a ‘dog person’. I like spending time with my 6-year-old female pit bull terrier mix, Monkey-Poo. We take long walks together while she leads the way with the leash in her mouth.
  24. Monkey-Poo plays “Ding Dong Shit” with an old lady in my neighborhood. Monkey-Poo won’t let me pick it up after she goes and just wants to run away.
  25. I don’t pick up dog shit at night.
  26. One of my favorite TV shows is, Snapped.
  27. When I’m home, I tend to wear a robe, a scarf on my head, and glasses.
  28. I’m a very spontaneous person. Please don’t plan my life for me. Let life plan life for me.
  29. I have post-it notes all over my kitchen with instructions for my friends regarding recycling, and the care and upkeep of my dog.
  30. I was born in Inglewood CA, but half my life I was raised in Omaha, Nebraska. Go! Corn Huskers!
  31. I can’t multi-task when I’m getting ready. No talking please!

Well, now that covers a fairly broad range of interest, although in fairness, bright people do tend to have relatively broad perspectives. Given that, then, we felt the need to add one more little Misty Stone on (at least one) set story. As you may or may not know, in addition to hanging around looking beautiful and posing for magazine shoots, Misty has made a substantial mark on the adult entertainment movie industry. While attending such a movie set one day, we happened upon Misty leaving no Stone unturned in the other room. Quite clearly one could hear, “Oh my goodness! Oh my fuckin’ goodness!” But never did we hear any dieties invoked. Later, when I asked her about this, Misty told me that she didn’t want to invoke the name of God in vain, and that “Oh my goodness” had become her trademark! … Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! (Somebody already has that one, right?)

When Sam reached out for insight into how life has been treating Ms. Stone, we got a prompt — not to mention perfectly Misty — response.

“Over the years the adult industry has watched me grow showering me with numerous awards that I am very proud of and grateful for. My biggest accomplishment has been being inducted into sooo many ‘Hall of Fames’ throughout my time in the industry. I take pride in being a pioneer, and now I am on a new journey of reinventing myself again. Watch me grow!!!”Misty Stone

Should you wish to reach out to Misty Stone, you have many options, although the linktree page will give you insght to all of them, even if Misty adds, substracts, or otherwise alters at some later date. No matter where you find her, you will find no moss growing on this fine lass.Oh, and for the record, we could not find anyone who felt comfortable telling us whether or not Misty really say, “Oh, my goodness!” when she’s having sex in private. We did, however, find many, many people willing to do the research. Buncha givers here, really.

Misty Stone Feeling Wicked