Amy Klobuchar sounds like a boss from hell.
According to HuffPost and Buzzfeed, the Democratic Minnesota Senator’s employees allegedly cried and Klobuchar once “accidentally hit” a staffer with a binder. [So that’s bad. – Ed.]
Klobuchar also has gotten more bills passed than most senators, appeals to the Midwestern states Hillary forgot to visit, and advocates for moderate legislation that won’t scare away your grandpa who still votes. [And that would all be very, very good. You know, binders are not really all that heavy. It was probably an accident. -Ed.]
If she were a man, Klobuchar would be praised for “getting the job done.” Because she’s a woman, she’s compared to a barking school teacher. Employers should treat their staff well, but as President Donald J. Trump wreaks havoc from the Mexican border to the Canadian Peace Bridge, Klobuchar’s legislative history outweighs her Glassdoor rankings.
America could use a tough Minnesota broad. Klobuchar’s the one. [Pretty sure “broad” has fallen out of favor in this context. Mitchell might deserve one of those binders to the head. Just sayin’. -Ed.]
[Now we are sad we have run out of -Ed. spots, because we were having a fun time with the whole point/counterpoint -Ed. thing.]
Regardless of the degree of fun we are having, however, one fact should remain clear: Amy Klobuchar Rocks!
