If someone mentions The Onion to you, and you immediately think of something deep-fried with ranch sauce, you just don’t get it.
Chuck Norris
Newspaper Newman
Beard Bazaar
Dave Attell
Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts
Madame Germaine Grudet
Clean Freaks: Crime Aftermath
Jesse James
George Burns
Billy Milligan
Dick Clark
Pig-N-Ford Forever
