In-house Pet Expert (Pexpert?) Sam Phillips (June 1993) catches up with Misty Stone (December 2014) to take some pcictures and get some personal answers of Misty’s own selection.

Misty Stone — Pet Confidential

It may come as a surprise to some —although not to many who have attended many industry conventions — but a surprising number of women who happily pose naked have a lot of brain-power behind those fine looks. Even among that crowd, though, Misty Stone ranks among the cerebral elite. She rarely does anything but smile, yet look into those eyes (y’know if you can tear yourself away from the rest of her) and you embrace an infectious joie de vivre that most of us can only wish we could possess.

The first time this author ran across that novelty happened to be on a movie set, strangely enough. I arrived to find Misty on set ready to shoot as a new director provided the ever-so-helpful advice, “Just jump up on that pool table and make mad, passionate, love to yourself.”

Misty looked past the director and the camera at me —because you can make ridiculous faces and inappropriate gestures if you happen to be behind everyone else — and she smiled that million-dollar smile. Truth be told, Misty herself likely has zero recollection of this chance meeting, but to a random guy who met her cute little puppy that day, it instilled a lot of hope for the future as the younger generation moves into leadership roles. Something just twitches inside you when you look into a set of eyes and your brain says, “Oooh. Smart.”

Of course at that point Misty spun around, hopped up on the pool table and began … um … following directions, so like every other person in the room, I pretty much ceased contemplating intellectual prowess. As much as possible, then, although we would suggest that you look deeper than the surfaces presented in Misty’s photographs, we also understand how difficult that may be.

As for the insights Misty chose to share herself, we provide 31 of our requested 25 Things No One Knows About Misty Stone…

  1. I don’t use workout clothes to work out. I wear them as a fashion statement.
  2. My nickname growing up was “Boobie” because I always had a full diaper as an infant, and it’s just kind of stuck with me.
  3. I played basketball for Crenshaw High, #31. I was a shooting guard and was very much a tomboy in High School.
  4. I used to be very shy and timid. Porn is the reason I broke out of my shell.
  5. I masturbate standing up. I can make myself cum in 30 seconds “Caveman style”, meaning with my fingers – not toys.
  6. I enjoy mental sex as opposed to physical.
  7. I can wiggle my ears.
  8. I can squirt pure water (Aqua Fina, baby). P.S. It’s not piss.
  9. I don’t have any full-blooded brothers or sisters, all of them are either ½ or step, but I have over 20 siblings.
  10. I prefer baths to showers. Whenever I take a bath, I have a bottle of Moet chilled on ice, tub-side.
  11. I’m a couch potato. I’d rather spend time on my couch more than anywhere else.
  12. The #1 rule in my house currently, you can’t pet my dog Monkey-Poo, If you want to do that, you have to go outside because her shedding hair drives me crazy.
  13. I’m very clean, and I like to clean a lot when I’m bored. If u bored, clean up. There’s always something to clean.
  14. People wonder why I’m so late. I have OCD, and things have to be a certain way before I leave the house. I’m Miss Perfect.
  15. I was the 3rd African-American to grace the cover of Penthouse Magazine (Vanessa Williams, Skin Diamond, me!)
  16. Misty Stone Inverted and ReveredI’m ¾ Creek Indian (the meanest Indians you can encounter, ask your Grandma).
  17. I don’t have any debt. I don’t owe anyone any money. I don’t owe any banks money. I’m debt free, baby.
  18. I’ve always wanted to be an aerialist.
  19. I’m a typical Aries, the ‘leader of the Zodiac’. I’m always leading, but a great leader knows when to follow. I’m no stupid leader!
  20. I really love Dorothy Dandridge, like how people love Marilyn Monroe. She’s on artwork, t-shirts, look her up. They should have more merchandise to purchase so I could buy it.
  21. I’m 420 friendly.
  22. I love sour gummies.
  23. I’m a ‘dog person’. I like spending time with my 6-year-old female pit bull terrier mix, Monkey-Poo. We take long walks together while she leads the way with the leash in her mouth.
  24. Monkey-Poo plays “Ding Dong Shit” with an old lady in my neighborhood. Monkey-Poo won’t let me pick it up after she goes and just wants to run away.
  25. I don’t pick up dog shit at night.
  26. One of my favorite TV shows is, Snapped.
  27. When I’m home, I tend to wear a robe, a scarf on my head, and glasses.
  28. I’m a very spontaneous person. Please don’t plan my life for me. Let life plan life for me.
  29. I have post-it notes all over my kitchen with instructions for my friends regarding recycling, and the care and upkeep of my dog.
  30. I was born in Inglewood CA, but half my life I was raised in Omaha, Nebraska. Go! Corn Huskers!
  31. I can’t multi-task when I’m getting ready. No talking please!

Well, now that covers a fairly broad range of interest, although in fairness, bright people do tend to have relatively broad perspectives. Given that, then, we felt the need to add one more little Misty Stone on (at least one) set story. As you may or may not know, in addition to hanging around looking beautiful and posing for magazine shoots, Misty has made a substantial mark on the adult entertainment movie industry. While attending such a movie set one day, we happened upon Misty leaving no Stone unturned in the other room. Quite clearly one could hear, “Oh my goodness! Oh my fuckin’ goodness!” But never did we hear any dieties invoked. Later, when I asked her about this, Misty told me that she didn’t want to invoke the name of God in vain, and that “Oh my goodness” had become her trademark! … Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! (Somebody already has that one, right?)

When Sam reached out for insight into how life has been treating Ms. Stone, we got a prompt — not to mention perfectly Misty — response.

“Over the years the adult industry has watched me grow showering me with numerous awards that I am very proud of and grateful for. My biggest accomplishment has been being inducted into sooo many ‘Hall of Fames’ throughout my time in the industry. I take pride in being a pioneer, and now I am on a new journey of reinventing myself again. Watch me grow!!!”Misty Stone

Should you wish to reach out to Misty Stone, you have many options, although the linktree page will give you insght to all of them, even if Misty adds, substracts, or otherwise alters at some later date. No matter where you find her, you will find no moss growing on this fine lass.Oh, and for the record, we could not find anyone who felt comfortable telling us whether or not Misty really say, “Oh, my goodness!” when she’s having sex in private. We did, however, find many, many people willing to do the research. Buncha givers here, really.

Misty Stone Feeling Wicked

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