Suit Yourself
The viral pandemic threw a wrench into our social lives this year. Any plans we might have had that involved wearing a suit and going out were overpowered by our rotation of sweatpants and T-shirts and the requirement to stay in. However, they say that clothes maketh the man, and with the lockdown laws lifting, there’s never been a better time to refresh your wardrobe and up your sartorial style game.
We’ve come up with a few tips that will have you looking like a proper dapper chap for when it’s time to don a suit again.
The Pinstripe Suit
When we think of the pinstripe suit, it’s easy to picture Wall Street bankers and big shot lawyers. But the fact is pinstripe suits are back in a big way and will definitely make you stand out from the crowd. They can be worn with or without a vest, depending on the weather, and they also look great with a tie or cravat.
Adding a Bit of Color
If pinstripes aren’t your thing and you like a more refined, minimalist look for the occasion, you could definitely consider lighter color suits for your event. Beige or light blue always looks fantastic, especially when accompanied by some sleek navy-blue accessories to finish off your ensemble. Slip on your favorite pair of (designer) sunglasses to complete the look.
Footwear and Socks
This is an area that can really make or break your look.
Socks are an easily forgettable yet crucial link in a man’s wardrobe. Resist the urge to go too outlandish. For a classic, fluid look, coordinate the sock color with the tone of your trousers. Bolder dressers should consider mixing it up with a contrasting tone that complements another detail of the outfit (pocket square, tie, etc.). No matter what anyone says, superheroes and cartoon characters are not cool or a cultivated representation of who you are. Length matters! Always go for a longer sock, rather than shorter. Steer clear from putting your ankles on display.
As for shoes, a nice pair of brogues or derby shoes never go astray, especially if you’re heading out for a day at the races.
We pause for our now traditional Post-Corona Adaptation intermission. Taking a break with some visual dessert before heading into part two on our Post-Corona trip.
We are actively looking for the answer to that online shop for Penthouse Merchandise question, though. Somebody around here ought to know something it seems like.
In the meantime, we shall continue with our survival-critical look into lifestyle excellence.
Post-Corona Adaptation Smooth Moves
They say it’s better to give than to receive, but those who make the effort to give, often receive.
Buying lingerie for a lover can be a minefield. Too small and she’ll be embarrassed. Too big and you’ll be in the doghouse for a week. When buying for a new lover, follow these basic tips and you’ll stay in the good books.
- Never buy lingerie for a woman you haven’t seen naked. On your first shopping trip, buy what you know she wears. If you’ve never
seen her in a G-string, pick a sexy brief. - Choose something you think she would actually want to wear. Don’t be directed by your own fantasies for your first gift. The idea is that
you make her feel desirable, so she will want to wear it for you and keep the lights on. - Lingerie is a great way to guarantee foreplay. If she feels comfortable in what you bought her, it usually brings out the exhibitionist in the wearer.
- Check out lingerie that can be worn comfortably and incognito under clothing. Choose pieces like this, and she might surprise you in unexpected places. After-work drinks might get heated when she shows you a slip of lace.
- Avoid bulky and costumey outfits — save them for the bedroom.
- If you get it right the first time, you can open dialogue about what type of lingerie she likes to wear and discuss what type of looks you would love to see her in.
When in doubt, a gift certificate is always the best bet. [Not to beat on the obvious here, but give some thought to the vendor if you decide to go in this truly boring, grandma-like direction. A gift certificate to a cruise line or Weight Watchers may not be the best idea right now, for example. -Ed.]
Post-Corona Adaptation Reflections
We always consider historical perspective relevant, perhaps never moreso than in the midst of a global pandemic of which we have not seen the likes in over a century. Consequently, we decided to remaster some visual history of Penthouse itself. Also, we really like Kenna James.
For the record, we have absolutely zero idea why they skipped the entire 1970s when creating this series. Moreover, no one still working here has any idea why/how this happened. Near as we can tell, a former executive experience a horrible emotional tragedy in the 1970s, and she mandated that we all pretend that decade never existed. That could be untrue, however.
