Lots of people have pageants, but consider a Penthouse Pageant for Pet of the Year, and an entirely different visual may come to mind.
Jesse James
Billy Milligan
Goodbye 2021
Dick Clark
Carrie Fisher
Sex Scandal for One
Pig-N-Ford Forever
Dogsled. Godsled.
Zanzibar at War
Tequila Everyone?
Sustainable in Style
Currency Apocalypse